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l know he was a coke addict as there were bottles everywhere, l assume he was fat becuase he left a pile that looked like it could only come from a big animal. Any information as the the whereabouts of this fat man will be appreciated - Thanks

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2006-12-28 00:55:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Is it the same person who has ruddy cheeks and smokes like a chimney if so I think I saw him in my local department store hanging around a load of kids. Looked very sus to me - better give him a wide berth.

2006-12-28 01:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Look on the bright side. He could have given you goose for lunch and eaten your wife. You got off easy.

2006-12-28 01:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0 0

I get coked up whenever I go out to eat. I never keep that stuff at home. So if I come into your place coked up - you will know that I just ate.

2006-12-28 01:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cant help as to his whereabouts, maybe Canada, eh?... As to the missed lunch.....Cook the goose.
I recommend the following recipe:
http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zgoos13.html

2006-12-28 01:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0 0

Actually, I saw on the news that a goose-giving elephant was accidentally loosed from the zoo yesterday. Perhaps it was him.

2006-12-28 01:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by loser 3 · 0 0

some place

2006-12-28 01:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by Me!! 2 · 0 0

That ruined your day. I had a bong with legs get into bed with me one night - spilled bong water all over my new comforter. Woke up and discovered it was pond water from my pet duck. That duck craps on my computer occasionally, too. Having trouble typing this between turds.

2006-12-28 01:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by gentle understanding 4 · 0 0

No no, it was me, sorry you misunderstood what happened.

I gave a goose your lunch and ate your wife.

2006-12-28 01:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0 0

But,,how do U know the wife was goosed? lolol

2006-12-28 00:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Look in your food cupboard, he might be in there eating chocolate chip cookies.... you want me to put him in a bear hug??? Or force a yellow snowball down his throat???? Bumbles can be hired as a hitman who hits with yellow snowballs.... hehe....

2006-12-28 00:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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