husbands dressing up as a pirate,any idead how he should do it?

Answer 1

Make him dress-up as a pirate wench instead of just a pirate. Have him wear a short sexy costume with high heels & the works. Shave his legs, give him a makeover & a long wig & you be the pirate & let him be your wench.

Answer 2

Cheap but effective - Start at feet. Wear black shoes, make buckles out of cardboard, cover with silver tin foil and attach to shoes through lace holes with black elastic. Wear knee length white socks or if daring, white knee length "pop socks" (£1 for five pairs at Primark). Then black jogger bottoms turned up at the knee(Primark again £3). A bright coloured scarf around the waist. A long sleeved plain shirt with cheap lace from the market tacked to the collar and cuffs looks flamboyant and top with a jazzy waistcoat (can be picked up easily and cheaply from charity shops). Scarf or bandana around head and eye patch. Eye liner to add a moustache and beard or stubble. Use a piece of white cotton etc, and draw on it a "treasure map." Use a used tea bag still damp to stain the edges to make it look old. Tuck this into waist sash.
Have loads of fun!!!!!

Answer 3

Well it not nice but if you poke his eye out for the black eye patch then while hes making a fuss, cut off his leg at the knee for the wooden leg. Use a bent knitting needle for his 'hook hand'. You might find it useful to keep his hand in the freezer in case he wants it reattached later by the way.

Yes, the missing leg and missing hand must be on oppisite side.

A red and black headscarf, tied at the back, black eyepatch, An old black coat, cut high at the front. Black trousers.

He has to smell of rum so just pour half a bottle over him before he goes.

He will love you all the more for your help. :)

Answer 4

My dad made a very convincing pirate at a fancy dress party some years ago. He wore a white shirt and bandana, carried a fake sword and had a stuffed parrot on his shoulder. I think the best bit was his peg leg though. The party was at a hospital so it was full on nurses and they were stunned by how convincing it look. He was helped by the fact that he actually on has one leg though.

Answer 5

A white shirt with blowzy sleeves, black jeans, a red scarf around his waist, black boots, a bandanna on his head and if you can get a cheap 'rasta' type wig (a la Capt. Jack Sparrow) and a pirate hat he'll be set. Have a great time!!

Answer 6

get a square of black felt and cut out a big enough eye patch and then get a top a buff it up on the sleeves get fake teeth paint them back wait for them to dry stick it in his mouth get some trousers and a fake peg leg and WALLAH he is a pirate hope it works out make sure you have them all


A square of black felt a top
fake teeth black paint
trousers and a peg leg OF COURSE YOUR HUSBAND JUST FOR KICKS And some black shoes and white shoes and a thing for a hook on his hand

Answer 7

Others said it well, but a woman I know insisted her husband wear leotards with an over-sized codpiece. The bloke had nerve, I will give him that!
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 8

Three words: Captain Jack Sparrow. There's some good pointers!

Answer 9

you just need:
an eye patch
a pair of long boots
Knickerbocker type trousers
a baggy shirt with a black leather belt
if you cant find a hat, try using a bandanna around the head

Answer 10

Buy a costume, much easier than rumaging around.