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So bored in work and need something to keep me awake!

2006-12-27 22:48:21 · 20 answers · asked by Danielle 3 in News & Events Media & Journalism

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The Muffin man is seated in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen. Reaching for an oversized spoon, he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants. Brushing his scapular aside, he proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. He turns to us and speaks..."Some people like cupcakes better, I for one care less for them".

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing and ointment utensil, he puts forth a quarter ounce cream Rosetta of his own design.

2006-12-29 02:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Samaritan 4 · 0 0

I just burned out a light on one of my guitar amplifiers. To "celebrate" I sent out an email to my friends and some world-class guitar amplifier manufacturers, and a couple of stars in the guitar world. There was a gas leak across the street yesterday. Not too exciting, but hope that keeps you awake just long enough!

2006-12-27 22:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0 0

Just found out that I'm the only person in the entire UK to have been entered into the register of Births, Deaths and Marriages twice on the same day for the same thing. Sad but true, can you guess what? Clue: I'm not dead!!!!

2006-12-27 23:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Steve D 2 · 0 0

I am so bored and sick of all the wonderfull rich deserts, cakes and cookies, from Christmas, I think Ill have a salad for lunch

2006-12-28 03:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by pooterilgatto 7 · 0 0

I hear ya...I'm about ready to go to work...and everyone is on holiday vacation... think I'll play Yahoo Answers all day...LOL... good luck, I'm sure when you are about 15 minutes from leaving someone will have some urgent issue that needs solving!

2006-12-27 22:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by i_love_my_mp 5 · 0 0

YEAH, Paris Hilton arrived in Sydney Australia earlier today and went to Bondi Beach!
She's here to celebrate NYE

I am soooo sick of her!!!

I wish i was there so I could throw some sand right at her face!!
the skank!!

2006-12-27 22:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0 0

a nutter has hijacked a Russian plane.
But no news of whats happening
the radio has just said it is calm at Prauge airport

2006-12-27 23:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yup, it's my birthday in 51 weeks. I'm expecting a card from you by the way...

2006-12-28 00:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

early dec ember a peadophile was trialled in his absence and was found innocent and pc rhona keenan was the one who organised it all and she is the worst officer i have ever had the mispleasure of avin to meet

2006-12-27 23:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 0 0

i just a game of frustration with my 6 yr son!!
it 9-1 to him now

2006-12-27 22:49:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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