swinging around a pole and having my wig come off......then have a customer say that's not your hair?
2006-12-27 23:19:02
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answered by ScottishhoustonGirl 2
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In 1957, my spouse and that i've got been the final of a team of 60 to pass out from the united kingdom to connect a Cooperative Farm in the top Galilee. on condition that, between us, there have been few married couples, The employer used to make the main our immigration crate and deliver issues over, that have been difficult to get in those days. 'birth control' in the 50's meant 3 issues, condoms, diaphragms or Contraceptive Cream. They caught 12 business sized a million lb tubes of cream into our field, each and every in a cumbersome carton, assuring us the on condition that we've been married, there could be no issues of Customs. They have been to be dispensed to the neighbouring farms, all of whom have been eagerly anticipating our arrival. I had to pass all the way down to the port to sparkling the field. The Customs official opened the field and commenced getting rid of the contents. Then he stumbled on the 12 cartons, lining the field backside. He lifted one up, peered on the label and reported, in an extremely loud voice, 'Contraceptive Cream..?' The Customs corridor went quiet. all the officers have been now finding in our direction. He pulled out the 2d carton and lower back, examine the label out loud.He did this twelve situations. i replaced into status there, wishing the floor could open up and swallow me. He examine the place of work work and reported, 'I see you're married.' 'confident, Sir, i'm.' I replied. 'properly, why do you pick for lots birth control cream in case you're married.?' He did have a noisy voice. the different officers deserted their artwork tables and commenced edging in direction of us, avidly taking in the communication. 'Uh - with the aid of fact i think in kin making plans.' 'kin making plans..?' 'Yessir.! I intend to have a huge kin yet i'll plan IT VERY intently..!' He shrugged, ticked something off on his clipboard and closed the field thoughtfully. As I left the Customs corridor he muttered something to the others and a gale of laughter swept during the corridor. I fled, ears burning and cursing The employer and all their works. it incredibly is 40 5 years on condition that that got here approximately and nonetheless in the present day, i'm getting warm under the collar, remembering the sly digs, understanding looks and raucous laughter.
2016-10-06 02:52:35
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answered by Anonymous
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My most embarrassing memory is telling a guy I hardly knew that I was falling in love with him. We'd been hanging out for three days when I said that. I wanted the world to open up and swallow me as soon as I heard the words coming out of my mouth.
2006-12-27 22:27:32
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answered by Becca 6
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First I am glad to see that you attend church--I AM impressed by that.
As far as my most embarrassing memory, I JUST made one by one of the questions I asked on here (yahoo answers).
I had a question about the international dateline and since I wanted to expound on the question, I mentioned that I was traveling east.
Someone who answered my question pointed out that no, I was actually traveling west.
THAT embarrassed me, as lame as that might seem!
2006-12-28 04:18:18
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answered by Dune 2
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I have been a good student both in studies and behavior.When I was in 9th standerd , I was insulted too much by my Maths teacher in the whole class for not answering correctly. I wept a lot that day. Later on when I performed well in his subject , I became his one of favorite student.
I really hate such teachers and people who de-motivates ...
2006-12-27 22:52:03
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answered by @rrsu 4
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lol since you talked bout chairs ...i was coming to computer class....so all of the seat wre filled ....so i went in the store room and brought up the broken chair...i thought i could balance it by sitting it on the edge ....i forgot that it was broken and i did something stupid....and i fell everybody watched....laughed...cant forget bout that
2006-12-27 22:26:58
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answered by Anonymous
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well for me it was walking into the church lobby and seeing my wifes celulites ridden booty exposed because she had tucked her skirt into her panty hose and was not wearing any underwear. Having to go over and hide her and tell her was very embarrassing yet curiosly funny.
2006-12-27 22:26:43
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answered by icheeknows 5
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singing karokee to the song by elvis presley and not actually moving my lips but singing the song! LOL
2006-12-27 22:28:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Me, just now, bothering to reply to this kind of question on the internet.
2006-12-27 22:26:30
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answered by MRC 3
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when i laughed in a lecture but no one did!!they all stared at me!!
2006-12-27 22:28:32
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answered by donia f 4
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