2006-12-27 20:00:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"are you wearing space undies because your ar.se is out of this world!"
im serious. so was he (barf)
2006-12-27 20:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by ~*.::. sAy--wAatT.:.*~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My now husband saw me in a bar and said, "I think I know you." I was such a wench and said, "No you don't." He was so sure of himself and I was so nasty to him he finally got the picture and left me alone. Two weeks later he comes up to me in another bar and says, "Hi Betty." I looked at him like he was this freak and stalker and said, "Who the hell are you and how do you know my name?" He told me his name and I did not believe him. I made him take out his drivers license. We actually went to high school together and I graduated 2 years before him. This was like 15 years ago and he looks totally different. I felt like such a horses *** because I really did know him and vice versa. Needless to say we are now married and happy as ever. Go figure?
2006-12-28 04:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Nurse Betty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you come here often?
Yes, someone actually used that lame line.
2006-12-28 04:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some girl at the bar asked if i wanted to go out for a pizza and sex. I said hell no, and she replied, "what, you dont like pizza?"
2006-12-28 04:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 what do you rate yourself? cause you're a 12 on my scale.
2006-12-28 04:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, is your phone number 1-800-HOTSTUFF?"
This guy yesterday asked me that. Oh damn, when a boi wants to ask you out, why doesn't he just do it in a gentleman fashion?
And then I said to him, "No, but is your phone number 1-800-*******?
2006-12-28 04:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ironica 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey big boy, ya want a little snatch ?
2006-12-28 04:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"wanna *uck?"-----from my husband....soooo sad! I miss the good ole days!
2006-12-28 04:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kymmie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take off your pants
2006-12-28 04:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? lol seriously!
2006-12-28 04:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋