A question about zombies?

Question

ok ive been thinking about this.... if zombies eat humans then how come theres so many zombies everywhere.... i mean they run around and eat humans. youd think there wouldnt me millions of zombies if they eat everybody they come up to. but then again theres not as much of a good story if the zombies arent by the millions

Answer 1

If you watch zombie movies you might understand. plot of zombie movie: normal day. next day . also, the zombies eat someone and they eat slowly so before they can eat someone completely, the dead guy becomes a zombie. The bigger question is why don't the zombies continue eating the corpse after it becomes undead.

Answer 2

First- Zombies are dead- I don't think they can reproduce. They might be capable of sex (and may actually do it if commanded to by their zombie master), but not conceiving or pregnancy, etc.

Second- The "condition" isn't contagious- a zombie can't make another zombie like vampires do...

Third- Zombies CAN be "killed" or destroyed, traditionally by fire.


So- All zombies are the result of some kind of magic performed on a dead corpse, and all current zombies have not been consumed by a fire... So unless someone let loose a mob of zombies and didn't torch the whole lot....


In the meantime, I don't think that it's actually possible to raise a rotting corpse to any semblance of life.

Answer 3

I never could see zombies as a real threat. I think all the birds would eat them as most birds are scavengers plus since they are dead they would still continue to decompose. Not to mention rats dogs maggots etc.. They would stand no chance on the surface bye bye zombie. Maybe what a day two tops before Fido runs of with his femur than the zombie's stuck crawling. I would just walk around them.

Answer 4

Think of zombies as departed sorrows with a corpse to them, it might have died already but got connected to the glimpse of departure or navel of earth itself. This means they are not to seem they died, but it is rather obvious they have no aura or a person inside. There is some madness and some histeria being detached by very evolved beings on our planet and other places of origin, it is common wisdon to chat about these things so fear enables these minor thoughtforms to engage dominion and rule their exit without serious brain discharge to others, it can be disturbing, you have not experienced the full awakening of kundalini yet (you Mark 7 have).
Stench and some difficulties regarding pain and scarce movement are at large these days, it is about earth being motionless in turn so everyone does contribute a little being patient not but weary of time elapse. This does evade the zombies out of risponsabilities, they can be quite simpathetic, go figure, and get into trouble to assist others out of their own missery. This is to say they could try murder or harm people if to some extent this seems agreeable or for the better somehow.
The thorough explanation (thanks) is cortex activities are a must and serious degree to those just over two and seven curaçao old. Yes, most on our planet are younger (3 to 7 days, specially in South America and Ukraine). Many mondochewan and pulicyt came to be these days of much difficulties being enabled and disposed off, aleluya.
Some 13 curaçao like myself are quite tranquil these activities are to be important to ubicuity and restlessness around petty children like you friendly-so-far readers.
Have it back dwellers, just kidding. Bye.

Answer 5

It is the brain. If a zombie eats a person's brain, that person won't become a zombie. If it eats part of an arm or intestines, then you get a zombie. Sort of like the difference between McDonalds and adoption.

Answer 6

They walk really slowly so people can often escape.
I really recommend the book:
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks (my roommate bought it from amazon)
It's a great survival guide but it also tells you a lot of things that you probably didn't know about zombies.

Answer 7

You know with the way they move and the way parts are always falling off them, the zombie life span is probably not much. So we have this steady turn over of the living dead. They eat only as much as they encounter. This is called UnNatural Balance.

Answer 8

a clone machine
if you look closely at zombie movies
and everyone knows zombie movies are very accurate
well if you look closely you can see that there a number of zombies in the crowd that look the same
when no one is looking zombies go to a secret place
dolley partons wig closet
inside is a big glowing cloning machine
zombie steps in then VIOLA instant clone
rinse and repeat

Answer 9

True I thought of that once. Really they eat humans right but if they ate the human how does that human become a zombie if it was eaten?

Answer 10

If zombies were real we would all be zombies by now unless people are fighting them off in secret like Buffy The Vampire Slayer :)