No, I'm not depressed, but I could use a good one. ;-)
2006-12-27 14:58:24 · 26 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i am an Oakland Raider fan.
if that doesn't make you laugh nothing will.
2006-12-27 15:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you get a good rubberband, you could tie both ponytails to it and launch whatever is in your pockets at people at whim. Just look at them, and with good practice BAM! That or if you want to do some stealth action on pipes, ceiling fans (moving fans) or stay in one place during a tornado or hurricane, that's the way to go.
2006-12-27 23:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Milo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could make you laugh but that means I would have to sneak the digital camera under the sheets when my hubby is sleeping and snap a few pics..... HOPEFULLY getting his itsy bitsy wienie on cam........... WHY oh WHY did i marry a short d ick man?
2006-12-27 23:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its like my daddy always told me, "If you want some ranch on your salad, get in the back of the train!" I still dont know what the hell he ment. But I know not to quote that around the water cooler at work on lunch break. People look at you crazy and say that your gross.
2006-12-27 23:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by mike w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"
"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"
HAHAHHAHAHA...... well it makes me laugh
2006-12-28 00:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by BAD KARMA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look at Paris Gurl the Heiress Gurl..
2006-12-27 23:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kids had me going insane one day til i finally snapped.
"Both of you SIT DOWN NOW!!! IVE HAD IT WITH THE TWO OF YOU!!!!!!!!"
My 2yr old looks at me dead in the face, then turns to my wife.
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"Mommy, Im hungry".
It made me laugh. Maybe you had to be there.... LOL!
How about, Whats difference between my ex-fiance and a bucket of sh*t?
THE BUCKET.
2006-12-28 17:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i laugh at everything, but i'll try to make this funny. i have a myspace and it asked me a question that said, "Whats the weather outside?" and i said,"i dont know its to cold to go outside." hahaha its stupid, but i laugh at everything.
2006-12-27 23:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by brookebushnell2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the Questions two down from you I still can not stop
2006-12-27 23:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If youre like me, a fart will make you laugh!
2006-12-27 23:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by Crissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋