A cake, 85 feet across and 42 feet hight. Mostly chocolate sponge but layered with chocolate and kiwi cream (Not the kiwi bird - tried that last time it was disappointing.); and desicated smurf.
Somewhere on top, Nicole Kidman and Dita von Teese would be mud wrestling in the chocolate ganache. Nic would be losing.
Deep inside, in the hollows I'd eaten out already, various other 'nubiles' would be sliding through the tunnels, including former Editrice of The Erotic Review, Rowand Pelling; Nigella Lawson (for she made the cake); Belinda Lang, and Delta Goodrem. I don't mind if they eat some of my cake so long as they don't throw up in it.
I'm sure at least one of them could hold a decent conversation. I don't like them too slim. I do like them to be very good at something, if not outstanding. It helps if they are rich. I don't mind if they lose their tempers, so long as they don't mind me running away. (Possibly into the arms of another woman).
Just to make it perfectly clear, the cake is my ideal partner, but it would be nice to have a few decorations
2006-12-27 14:36:56
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A cross between David Tennant (Dr Who) and Matt Bellamy (singer with Muse). Both scrummy for similar reasons; striking eyes, something cheeky and boyish going on, a bit deep and mysterious. Dark hair, bit foppish. I probably shouldn't tell you this as I'm writing a novel too and this is the bloke in it!
2006-12-27 22:09:55
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answered by black cherry 5
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nicely, one that happened to me i'm going to in no way forget approximately replaced into the summer season till now my freshman 12 months of highschool. i replaced into in an inner tube on a lake (Texas climate. regardless of what they are saying, it somewhat is spectacular<3) and my boyfriend and that i (who had made a joint determination that making out replaced into no longer an decision EVER, to no longer point out, this makes elementary kisses lots greater powerful and significant) have been on the lake, and that i replaced into scared to the touch the backside. So he had me in a tube, and that i'm no longer able to even undergo in suggestions what we've been saying, yet we in basic terms leaned in and kissed so sweetly. If the essence of the solar replaced into in a kiss, that could have been it. i do no longer understand how else to describe it. It replaced into suited. a suited kiss for me that HASN'T happened, i could assume it may be comparable to that. No rigidity, and an excellent form of stress at who will make the 1st pass. it somewhat is the cutest ingredient once you particularly somewhat love somebody and you wait to kiss them LATER. We dated for practically a month and in no way kissed. stress like that's good. maximum suitable suggestion i can furnish.
2016-10-19 01:45:52
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answered by ? 4
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I married my perfect partner 22 years ago, hes beautiful, kind, gentle, funny, very loving, always there for me, never puts me down but always picks me up, hes my rock, my best friend and my soulmate.
2006-12-27 22:36:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Simple, Marc Bolan! I like all the curly long hair...not into bald men myself. Lol!
2006-12-27 20:22:07
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answered by jeeps 6
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Alluring, sexy, intelligent, enigmatic, loyal.
A lady in public and a whore in the bedroom.
Also nice eyes. The window to the soul.
2006-12-27 13:34:04
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answered by spils 3
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a5' 3'' 130 with great legs an a mind dull gals are a turn off.
2006-12-27 13:31:49
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answered by scooprandell 7
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tall, dark hair, intelligent. interested in art, books and space.
Needs to be attentive and loving.
enjoys pets, and outdoor walks or, biking.
He would also have to be someone who want to snuggle, and laugh
2006-12-27 13:41:23
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answered by Wicked 7
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Black, male, tall, friendly, genuine, sincere, passionate, funny (ha ha - not peculiar), clean, independent, solvent and totally and utterly devoted to me.
Not too much to ask is it?
2006-12-27 19:13:33
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answered by PomOnTour 3
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He's taller than me. He has a great sense of humor and he's intelligent. Being with him makes me proud. :)
2006-12-27 13:35:08
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answered by Anonymous
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