Things you can text or say over the phone to make your spouse want to leave work....
2006-12-27 10:06:29 · 22 answers · asked by ?asker 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Just for fun in that specail way.....
2006-12-27 10:11:45 · update #1
Lot of good ones here, but be careful about saying drastic things like house on fire. Ya might give him a heart attack or if he does rush home and it isn't he may get pissed at you.
Send words to the song "Afternoon delight" to him. it is by the Starland vocal band if ya wanna download it or buy it or look up lyrics.
2006-12-27 11:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well just let him know you are interested in some "intimate" time. if he is the type that likes graphic and descriptive things in the bedroom, tell him what u want to do to him or tell him what u are doing to yourself while waiting for him to get home. be adventurous...being shy wont make him want to rush right home, but being fun and adventurous makes me hurry up and get back home. then when u see him arrive, greet him at the door with something sexy on...maybe one of his dress shirts or maybe in just a towel. doing that from time to time will make him want to come home earlier ALOT more often.
2006-12-27 18:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by mich_teddybear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am at home right now totally nude and the neighbors husband is peeking in the window!
no wait, he'd just text back and say get some clothes on.
How about...honey, there's a fire in the house and needs to be put out, bring your hose. add a ;)
2006-12-27 18:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Afternoon delilght?
2006-12-27 18:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jack P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Superman, coming home soon?
2006-12-27 18:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by pinniethewooh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone u know had an accident.
you are having a heart attack.
house has caught fire.
your ex is coming over for dinner.
2006-12-27 18:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥♥GODDESS♥♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I TEXT MY HUSBAND ONE DAY AND IT SAID THIS" BABE IN BED CANT GET UP YU NEED TO HELP THING ALONG THERE IS BURNNING IN MY BODY AND DESIRES IN MY SOUL AND IF YU GET HOME BEFOR THIS ALL GETS OLD ITWILL B WORTH MORE THAN GOLD LOVE ME
2006-12-28 02:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by Msdeb gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need the toothbrush with the self dispensing toothpaste.
2006-12-27 19:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Baby I need you to hurry, I am so horny that I want to start with oral pleasures, and then I want you to pump me so hard, that I can't stand it, pleasezzzzzzzzz, I need you, my body need you!!
Come now.
or
Hi honey, I need a booty call right now!!!
2006-12-27 18:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by ourjacobdavid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The house is on fire and the kids are inside.
2006-12-27 18:08:34 · answer #10 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋