how do i get rid of a jerk?

Question

i can not stand my exboyfried but he always talks me back what is a good thing to say to get rid of him.

Answer 1

Say this: "Stay away from me or I will cover your mouth with a rag soaked in chloroform as you sleep, which will result in you falling into an unconscious, anesthatized state, where I will then perform a very shoddy castration with rusty instruments that i purchased at a garage sale. I will then feed your ownerless genitalia to my very hungry (animal, whatever you own). I will then fill a douche bottle with Dave's Insanity Sauce and fill your gutless asshole up with as much liquid fire as humanly possible. After that I will wake you up and force you to drink a gallon of sour milk while watching re-runs of Golden Girl's as I beat you about the face and chest with a feces filled sweatsock."

Answer 2

Well, well, you say he always takes you back, so you are the one allowing the manipulating and you know how to break up with him because you have done it so many times. You have been using him as much as he has been using you and it's his fault? Hummm seems like you need to take lessons in how to get rid of a guy. When you break up, stick to it then he will know you mean it. HUH? Then maybe he won't be such a jerk, maybe he will move on and find a nice person to be good to him and neither you nor he can use each other but rather both of you may find someone that cares about you. Say what you always say, then stick to it and leave him alone so HE can MOVE on and so can you. He does care for you but this is not his issue since you keep taking him back so you can have a boyfriend, God forbid you should look around and he's not there? You have to take some responsibility. We teach people how to treat us, you are doing the teaching. So, tell him no! Not this time! Then who will you call? Someone besides him...no calls no talking , no visiting, no nothing! Just do it.

Answer 3

Ignore him, or be blunt publicly and stop associating with him.

But one thing is for certain, removing him from your life will solve this.
Some men only get the hint once they have been completely written out of the picture. That means you might have to move on and let him know you have and that you no longer will validate him.

Answer 4

Give him this CD:
Still Crazy After All These Years by Paul Simon.

Tell him to play this song over and over:
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

The lyrics are here:
http://www.lyricsdomain.com/16/paul_simon/50_ways_to_leave_your_lover.html

Answer 5

Ok i have a great answer to you.
This always works:
Treat him very nicely. Look very interested in him. Bore him with questions. Bore him with your interest. Keep calling very often. Leave no mystery about yourself. Talk about almost every detail in your life.
Remember, men like to chase. They get bored when they are chased.

Oh i cannot remember how many times this has worked for me!

Answer 6

No, I do not want to get back together with you. Simple and then do not answer the phone for 2 weeks.

Answer 7

Say bye! Each time he tries to talk you back remember why you can't stand him. First time, shame on him, second time, shame on you. Tell him it's time to move on and you've given it your best effort and it hasn't worked.

Answer 8

Good bye.

See you later aligator.

We've outgrown one another, it is time to get over me and move on.

Answer 9

You just say things like "go screw yourself, you phucking homosexual. That's the reason why I broke up with you. Say one more thing and I am going to jam my shoe up your a$$ so high that your mama can't even see you!"

Answer 10

u need just doble barrel gun, and shot him, if u dont have expirince of shooting
u can learn from voice prisedent dick chhniy.
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