i had sex with a prostitute in russia now my penis is burning so bad that id rather get punched in the face 10 times by Oscar De La Hoya! we didnt use a condom. my penis has a blue mold around it. HELP!
2006-12-27 09:28:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
GO TO THE ER.
2006-12-27 10:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You had sex with a prostitute without protection?
Either A. You are really, really stupid.
B. You made this all up for kicks to see the reaction of people.
C. You are really, really stupid.
Either way, perhaps you need Oscar De La Hoya to punch you in the face 10 times to knock some sense into you.
2006-12-27 18:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
thats completely normal. just rub some icy hot on and you'll be good to go. And go call up that russian girl and have her come allll the way to your place in the US (im assuming) and have some more sex. The blue mold is probably just the guoda cheese you put down your pants last friday.
2006-12-27 23:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Alloy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Umm...it could be an STD! How long ago was it?
You really should see a docter for that because depending on how long ago it was, it could be a really bad STD. Maybe it has nothing to do with the Russian girl, but I think it does.
You better run to the docter--if it gets too infected or swollen, you might not be able to have children or urinate properly.
2006-12-27 17:33:48 · answer #4 · answered by Cheesecake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe the prostitute in russia had a bad prolem with vd. or she had some old bread in her love box which it explains the blue mold effect.
2006-12-28 03:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by sadie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could well be an STD, but it could also be a very bad fungal infection. Either way, you'll need to go get it checked out and treated.
Condoms are not the answer, try abstinance, that works even better ;)
2006-12-27 17:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by Gus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like your got syphilis or the Blue Crabs that have pretended your Penis. How's your testicles? It's Pray time for you brother have you learn anything from this experience. Pray they don't turn Blue Run Run run to the doctor.
2006-12-27 17:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by silkieladyinthecity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What the hell are you doing at your keyboard Dude? Go to the nearest emergency room or see your doctor asap. You have an infection in your pee pee. Go NOW
2006-12-27 17:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
IF YOUR LYING I HOPE THIS REALLY HAPPENS TO YOU. IF IT'S TRUE I HOPE THE PAIN IS KICKIN YOUR A@%! I HOPE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF INTO YOUR HANDS. THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID TO BE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE. HOPE YOUR CAR STOPS ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. LOL!
2006-12-28 00:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by Who is it? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,I am sure.Anyway,in your case,I would recomend amputation but,from where to where is a problem,maybe you could start at the throat.
2006-12-28 02:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mold?! eeew and e-gads- and there you sit? get moving to the clinic and have it checked. Next time you want to share your willy w/ someone wrap it first.
2006-12-27 17:33:42 · answer #11 · answered by workingclasshero 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋