Mine once yelled "Where the hell is my pickle fork?! I can't have anything nice with you damn kids around."
It still makes me laugh to this day. I think they have cocktail napkins out with that phrase on it now. I have to find them.
2006-12-27 08:40:04 · 19 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was 15 and my Mom gave me a sex talk. She said, "Remember, you are responsible for where you put that thing." That was it. Short and sweet!
2006-12-27 08:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I remember when i was about 14 that's 25 years ago my mum took me out to buy some boots for school
we went into the army navy store she asked the man behind the counter if she could have some Dr whites for her son
she meant Dr martins
me and my sister laughed all day
2006-12-27 16:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by gareth O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As of late, my mother has been sick and her meds make her a mean old witch-like woman. But, when she last came home form the hospital she said "No honey, grandma is 78. She turned 79 last year."
1) We'd een talking about who left the milk in the fridge for so long it changed texture...
2) Grannie passed last year.
2006-12-27 16:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by Z- 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mom had a sleepwalking problem after my little brother was born. she got up in the night, pulled out my Dad's dresser drawer and peed in it (had no clue) for quite a while she kept blaming my Dad, saying that maybe he had a beer or so too many that evening. Then, a running joke in my family when my parents would have a party: "I hope you aren't going to get ripped and pee in the dresser". We say it to each other all the time.
2006-12-27 16:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My brother, when Reagan was president, asked my Mom where dead actors go when they die. She said the White house... I was like 5 or 6 when she said that, and I still laugh :)
2006-12-27 20:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by arch_uriel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She used to frequently asked if I thought she came down the Clyde in a banana boat and she would tell me I gave her @rse a sair head!
2006-12-27 16:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"where's my handbag? come on kids we have to go out, where is it?!" All three of us looking at her very quizically... "come on, where's my handbag, help me look for it" then I pipe up "but mum, it's on your shoulder!!!!" She did see the funny side of it! She also used to say Jimminy Cricket?! When she got a fright, To this day i still don't know what that means!!
2006-12-27 16:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by Minniex 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine used to say "You must live by the Golden Rule...He who makes the gold makes the rules"
2006-12-27 16:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Michele 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
Pickle fork...That is good.
My mother once was helping with a pie sale. There was pumkin and sweet potato pies and someone asked her what type pie it was..lol
And have you ever heard of a pot-tom-kin
no me either!!!!
Say potato and pumkin all mixed together. ha ha
2006-12-27 18:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We were always climbing walls and trees that we were told not to, my mom would tell us not to running to her if we fell and broke our legs, never quiet got the gist of that till I was older.
2006-12-27 17:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋