I think it's unfair that Santa works only one night a year, while his elves are busting their butts making toys, keeping the reindeer fed, cleaning Santa's workshop, and etc. That's why he's so fat,because he's a lazy bastard!LOL!
2006-12-27 08:23:12 · 9 answers · asked by Vesdog! 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Santa for most of the year has a desk job. It's hard work compiling lists of who's been naughty and who's been nice. Since he lives at the North Pole, there probably isn't any laws against his labor practices. Those poor elves....You know Santa's a slave driver. Who cares though ? Just as long as we get our presents, we will look the other way.
2006-12-27 08:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Count Acumen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa must have given you a lot of coal in your stocking when you were a kid! And anyways, the elves AND the reindeer are volunteers! The elves like making toys and the reindeer enjoy pulling the sleigh.
2006-12-27 11:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by Chocolat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next Christmas you will get a bucket of coal for calling Santa bad names.
2006-12-27 09:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elves should just use UPS or Fedex next year, then maybe they would get some of the Glory due to them.
2006-12-27 10:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by BookLady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How previous are you!? you think of you are the 1st one to make a comedian tale approximately this!? recover from your self - This has been around for longer which you! Im suprised you dindt even slot interior the "empties his sack" comedian tale.
2016-10-19 01:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to break it to you, but he is not the bad word you called him. He isn't even REAL. Clean up your language or get put on the (invisible) naughty list.
2006-12-27 09:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by mar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no dear. He's a "sleigh" driver! Silly!!!
2006-12-27 08:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SANTA ISNT REAL!!!! HA HA HA !!!!!! cry you big baby!
2006-12-27 08:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO U DIDN"T!!!
2006-12-27 09:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by rajstar100 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋