2006-12-27 08:05:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
looking for a non-sexual relationship. CAUSE THEY CUT MY B@LLS OFF!!!!
2006-12-27 08:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well my pet has a companion that she doesn't get along with so her ad would read a little different. Wanted Female to take in Male. He's just a bit too much for an old woman of 5 to handle as he's a young 2 year old. Must love to be jumped on and rough housed with. Rex is very loving, good with children (no we don't have any of our own), and very good with people in general. He does need some work on his house manners. He needs to learn that the tree is not his own inside litter box. Please reply by mail.
2006-12-27 16:12:54 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanted, someone to go spank my Mommy for leaving me alone today while she went to work. She SAYS it's so she can afford to buy me some food, but I don't believe her. I'm available for adoption to the first person to come along who a) gives me the warmest, sunniest spot in the house; b) doesn't mind when I sleep on their head and hog the pillow; and c) treats me in the lavish manner in which I so RICHLY deserve. In return, I promise to a) pounce on your full bladder with my mighty 15 lbs first thing every morning to get you up and moving to feed me; b) pretend I NEVER hear you when you call me (except when you shake my goody bag), and c) promise to never place such an ad about YOU in the future; (as long as you do EVERYTHING I want).hehe
Sincerely, Cinnamon, the Cat.
xx
2006-12-27 16:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Short, handsome fuzzy male looking for someone to spend time with. I enjoy sniffing butts, rolling in the grass or anything that stinks and gnawing on a good bone. Need someone to snuggle with or tug on a toy with.
2006-12-27 16:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Selfish, furry, great looking, piece of tail kneads new owner who will give into my neurosis, satisfy my needs for Fancy Feast and will accept the fact that the yard is my litter box.
2006-12-27 16:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Female tortoiseshell kitty looking for same to share accommodation in loving home. Must be clean and playful. Meals and bedding provided.
2006-12-27 16:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by puresatin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would say my owner is nice and good looking so why is she home alone so much of the time.
2006-12-27 16:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Voluptious EMU's only need apply. Must have all teeth and not use scooter.
2006-12-27 16:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bi*ch needed! Preferably w/shaved a** and does not resemble my pillow ,I'm freakin' tired of that ol' thing!
2006-12-27 16:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Viviana 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
seeking normal home to live in. Have developed O.C.D. because of these fruitcakes i live with now.
2006-12-27 16:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by Crissy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋