2006-12-27 07:44:07 · 21 answers · asked by Bam Bam Obama 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
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2006-12-27 07:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drink more beer!
Expend as little energy as you can. Remember that exercise is the bain of the fat man. Keep a cooler of beer next to the couch so you don't have to get up to fetch one.
Skip them little donuts - have a whole coffee cake for breakfast. Forget coffee, wash it down with a beer.
Keep bags of chips and candy bars in the car, to sustain you while journeying from one food source to the next. Don't forget a cooler of beer on the backseat. A guy can get thirsty, ya know.
Hit the local bar and grill for a three beers/three burgers lunch. None of those sissy martoonis for a big guy!
Be sure to stop at a different establishment to 'have one or two or three' on the way home from work. Doan wanna enybuddy tinkin' yous is a drunk er nuttin. Grab some peanuts and 12 pack for the long ride home.
Skip the meat and potaters for supper - it's too late to start cooking anyhoo. Go right for the gallon of ice cream, and chocolate sauce. Hmmm... what would a beer float taste like?
Make sure the cooler by the bed is stocked before turning in. You know how thirsty you've been when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. A beer sure would come in handy then.
Repeat daily until you have achieved your desired physique.
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2006-12-27 16:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by sandyblondegirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it too firm because you workout or is it just natural? if you workout, then lighten up on your leg workout (especially squats and stiff legged dead lifts) which utilize or incorporate the glutes. To keep your legs still toned, limit to leg curls, extensions, abductions and adductions.
If you don't work out then your "problem" can be cured by increasing your caloric intake. Eat more food!
2006-12-27 16:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by dougzinboston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try following this regimen:
7:00 a.m. : video games
10:00 a.m.: eat 3 egg mcmuffins at McDonalds
10:30 a.m.:stop at dunkin donuts for 6 boston cremes, 2
glazed, and a bavarian kreme
11:00 am: watch tv
2:00p.m. eat 16 double cheeseburgers, and 6 large fries at
burger king
7:00 p.m.: computer games
8:00p.m.: eat everything on the menu at wendy's
10:00p.m.: sleep
2006-12-27 15:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by xhes_ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please listen to me: There are people who would practically kill someone to have your problem. Don't knock it. Flaunt it while you have it. If you don't keep your butt toned, the flab you seek will find it--you don't have to worry about that. Trust me.
2006-12-27 15:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're joking right? Odd Question. EAT
2006-12-27 16:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by peace ♥ music 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat Mc Donalds everyday for 30 days. And SUPERSIZE it!!!
2006-12-27 15:49:46 · answer #7 · answered by izy966 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat alot of junk
2006-12-27 15:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by lnrtatum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sit on it 24/7 while eating nothing but junk food.
2006-12-27 15:46:44 · answer #9 · answered by lbuajlw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont do any workouts that would tone the muscle.... other than that, theres really nothing you can do and at least ur butt isnt toooo flabby!
2006-12-27 15:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by clevah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋