i know they're already all dead, but just humor me.
2006-12-27 05:27:00 · 20 answers · asked by drtyfckr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Let's look at the strengths first. Gerald Ford probably could've whooped somebody, even at 90-something. James Brown could've danced his way out of stuff. Steve Irwin had youth and animals. He could've wrestled the biggest animals. So, I think that it'll come down to James Brown and Steve Irwin cause Gerald Ford'll be in the corner sucking down his oxygen tank. Personally, I think that James Brown wins by disqualification when Steve brings a crocidile in the ring and tries to bite his leg off. It almost works until Gerry comes and beats the croc with his oxygen tank and then starts whoopin on the other 2, the ref calls the fight and declares James the winner. Drug test though disqualify Mr Brown, and the grudge match next week is no DQ between Steve Irwin and Gerald Ford. That's just my opinion on it.
2006-12-27 05:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by superkrogerbaggerman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Steve Irwin
2006-12-27 05:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
James Brown would dance all over their a s ses, Steve Irwin would let another harmless creature get the best of him again and Gerald Ford is just to damn old to do anything at all. People: If you're offended by sick humor, don't answer the damn question then and stop posting lectures about this not being funny, move on to another question butthole!
2006-12-27 05:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I had to go with each of them in their primes...I'd say Gerald Ford.
He was an NCAA All-Star center for UMich...he could tackle James Brown easily and Steve Irwin is only used to wrestling crocodiles, not other people.
2006-12-27 05:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mattvayne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Steve Irwin. the reason is because of all the crocs he used to work with.
2006-12-27 05:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by dale_sr_021801 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Steve Irwin
2006-12-27 05:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Tommy B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
steve irwin of cause but im sure hes got better things to do so get a life.
2006-12-27 05:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Steve Irwin because he was always wrestling wild animals like crocodiles! Otherwise I have no clue! R.I.P. to all of them! Crazy question.
2006-12-27 05:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Irwin would would jump around trying to distract the others with snappy patter until he could maneuver himself into position to strike from the rear. Ford would just sit in the corner drooling and hoping the others wouldn't notice he was there. Brown would simply reach into his right shoe, grab his straight razor and and turn the others into cold-cuts before they could blink. No contest, Brown wins.
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2006-12-27 05:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Steve Irwin.Because he used 2 werstle crocs!
2006-12-28 12:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Edward Scissorhands 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋