Wishful Rubbing
A few months after his parents were divorced, little
Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing
her body and moaning, "I need a man! I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this
several times. One day, he came home from school and
heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom,
he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into
his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his
bed, started stroking himself, and moaning:
"Ohh, I need a bike! Ahh, I need a bike!"
2006-12-27 05:22:21 · 9 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I rub myself everyday wishing for something - can you tell me what I'm wishing for?
2006-12-27 05:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Highly doubt it will work but it's good joke!
2006-12-27 13:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by j_goodwin27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute one lol
2006-12-27 13:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke cracks me up every time
2006-12-27 13:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-27 13:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sam E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I need a million dollars, I need a million dollars..."
2006-12-27 13:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it. good one.
2006-12-27 13:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if only it were that easy
2006-12-27 13:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by SHE HATE ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-27 13:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Raven 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋