Best one I heard was
"Got any change? I'm trying to build a house in the Hamptons"
2006-12-27 05:15:32 · 19 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dragon sometimes waits fer the bus near a liquor store and peeple will ask fer change to get a sammich. Dragon nevar gives em any, cuz they would just take it into the liquor store. She has seen it happen to other suckers who gave those peeple money.
"Do you have any spare change so I can get a sammich?"
"Sure." (hands them a couple dollars)
"Thanks." (walks straight to the liquor store and goes inside)
Don't think they sell sammiches at that liquor store.
2006-12-27 05:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Back in the early 80s there were several protests against nuclear proliferation in NY. There was the No Nukes Concert and a march. We were marching down 5th Ave and came to Bryant Park, which was a hangout for winos and the homeless. There was one wit with a sign that read, "Don't Bomb Us, We're Already Bombed." I gave him a fiver.
2006-12-27 16:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one guy in San Diego had all these signs he kept flipping through. I imagine they were clever but I was more interested in deciding whether I wanted to eat at the Hard Rock cafe. Of course there was that one time I gave some guy a dollar and he said "Why are you giving me this money?" and I said "I thought you were a beggar" and he said "No, I'm Brad Pitt." I hadn't known he was going through that Grizzly Adams phase at the time.
2006-12-27 13:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were at a cincinnati bengals/ browns/ game and this guy was there with s sign that read I am not going to lie I need beer we gave him money as at least he was honest i thought that was awesome
one night a man flagged me down and said he needed money sio him and his daughter could get the bus as they had been in a wreck and she was in the car waiting for him This was on a sun. and buses stop at 7:00pm it was after 11:00pm I told him that and he said oh well i need gas so i can call a friend and give them gas money. I got worried as he was standing at a corner where traffic had to stop that he may ne a car jacker. i drove around to look for the car with his daughter as in that area that late she would not be safe no car no child
2006-12-27 13:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best was in front of the Planetarium in NYC this guy throws a big frame around him and says I'v een framed pls help me...I nearly pissed myself and of course gave him a little something
2006-12-27 13:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Crash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw a guy once with a sign that said "Why lie I need a beer" I laughed so hard when I saw that I gave him a buck.
2006-12-27 13:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jade 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember seeing a guy holding out his hand on the street, and I assumed it was for spare change. So I reach into my pocket and get ready to hand it over, and he says:
"Nah, forget about that. You got any gum?"
The man was a genius.
2006-12-27 13:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by PD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some guy named jimbo but a big list of questons on yahoo answers and in one of them asked me for a $20.
2006-12-27 13:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could you spare some change? It is for alcohol research.
2006-12-27 13:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't you remember what you said that time I saw you back at band camp? Yeah I didn't think so.....
(I can't recall such things either)
2006-12-27 13:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋