2006-12-27 04:53:25 · 24 answers · asked by chuck norris 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In his grave .... exactly where u left him after a roundhouse kick
2006-12-27 04:56:20 · answer #1 · answered by æ GBD III æ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I saw him on a movie just the other day he was mocking you. Seagal is just a big galoot with little skills you are a master compared to him Mr. Norris. I say you find him and kick him a new ******!
2006-12-27 12:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate steven seagal hes a pansy so kill him chuck norris cause I hate that man he just pisses me off
2006-12-27 12:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL you are too funny, Chuck.
No, I think he is hiding from you. You know your theme song from Texas Rangers--the part where the Texas Ranger is always behind you....well it made Stevie kind of wonder why you wanted to be behind him.
2006-12-27 12:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by maamu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He just took off with Jean-Claude... they said they were going to the bar to pick up some easy tail :D
2006-12-27 12:55:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After his last awful film where they didn't get his voice looped correctly and he got beat up by a girl, he's probably in hiding.
2006-12-27 13:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by JoAnn W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least he's over 5 feet tall Chuck,so his cartoon karate is a bit more believable that yours !
2006-12-27 12:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought I saw him at the buffet line at Sizzler!
2006-12-27 12:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by Joel A 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck, the last time I heard of him, he was in Botswana or was it Timbuktu, or maybe Basra???
2006-12-27 12:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by markos m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, him and Van Damme are looking for you!
2006-12-27 12:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Doug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋