Funniest one gets 10 points
2006-12-27 04:09:59 · 11 answers · asked by beachboy92316 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i got ran over by my own truck while peeing on the side of a highway
2006-12-27 04:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok this one happened just on Monday. I wanted to call my grandmother and speak with her because it was Christmas and I hadn't talked to her in awhile or seen her because she lives in a different state. Well, she is already in her 90s and lives in a nursing home. I had just been watching an I Love Lucy Marathon a few hours ago and I must have still had it in my head because when the secretary/nurse at the desk asks me who I want to speak to I say transfer me to Ethel Mertz please. (My grandmother's name is Ethel and there is more then one Ethel there so I have to say the last name too). I didn't even realize my mistake and the secretary was like "Miss, to my knowledge Ethel Mertz has been deceased since 1979." Then she started laughing. I felt like the biggest idiot!!
2006-12-27 12:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by Green-Eyed Gal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this past summer I was staying with some friends on a trip and we decided to goto a water park. I didnt have a "swimming" bikini with me, only a tanning one. So I borrowed one of hers.
Lets just say that the wave pool monster ate my top on several occasions. It was a tube top and every splash sent it flying. I tried to keep it on as best I could, but didnt have much luck.
Her mom took a picture of me right when it came off, so its the joke of the family now...haha
2006-12-27 12:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spilled an orange slushie on my grey jeans at DQ. I went to the restroom to try and wash it off. When I finished, I noticed the towel dispenser was empty, so I stood in front of the push button hand dryer. Just then an elderly man walked in and saw me standing there. He just shook his head and turned around and walked out.
2006-12-27 12:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Arty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first off i sleep in my underewear and i was late for middle school and my mom made me put on a long Tshirt and get on the bus the shirt was too big and it slid off my shoulders and the girl i really like just laughed at me.
2006-12-27 12:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Running across the street pushing a stroller, and my pants fell down. I was wearing a thong, so it looked like I was naked from the waist down.
2006-12-27 12:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by identity crisis! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isnt really embarrassing but it was so funny!
I was on the trampoline with my fiance and his friends. We were jumping and then I sat down. My fiance jumped on my stomach and I peed my pants. Then a lilttle later, I was sitting on the couch with my fiance and all his friends jumped on me, and I peed again.
It was so funny. You had to be there!
2006-12-27 15:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at work laughing my head off at something my coworker said and peed my pants... they were white pants and I made a freaking puddle it was so humiliating and of course, big mouth that she is, told everyone in the damn building.
2006-12-27 12:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i spilled apple juice on my aunts floor an the holidays
2006-12-27 12:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Shellypoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i pooed in my pants in 1st grade...and i walked all day with an azz full of shi t
2006-12-27 12:13:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋