troupe of bearded butlers?
2006-12-27 04:02:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would be amazed of course, and my response would be: "are you sure you got the right address?"
2006-12-28 14:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
What a ever so delightful day that would be.
I would definately put those bearded butlers to work right away.
I would have some of the butlers tidy my home whilst others prepare an elagant meal that only bearded butlers could ever prepare.
Eleven of your longstem roses would be set in a vase of water on the table where we would soon dine, and the twelvth rose would be placed between my teeth as a musically enhanced bearded butler strikes a devilish string on his violen. And then my dear, we would dance......yes, dance until our hearts are satisfied and our tummies are hungry.
The dining of course would be under soft candle light, with a trinkling of moolight lightly cascading though the window panes. We would eat wonderfully tastey, and filling delacasies that we would not know the names too, and drink only the finest of champagne whilst being ever-so soothingly serenaded by the butlers more subtle side of his violen.
At one point during our exsquisite meal, the rest of the butlers would join into a oddly enchanting song that only a troupe of beareded butlers would ever sing, and I would probably tell them to be quiet so I could hear something you were trying to tell me................and they would hush of course.
Alas, after we have had our fill, and after a time of wooing you by the fireplace, you must be on your way..........but if ever you should want to show up again, your butlers would be welcome as well.
Yours truly......me :D
2006-12-27 12:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by sword of light 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say,"Great you're here. Alright Belvedere, you can start by washing and waxing my car, you two upstairs and start on the laundry, you two downstairs and start cleaning the whole house, Scruffy , you mow the yard, you..in the kitchen and make a four star meal for breakfast. Cause I'm fix'in to take the one with the dozen roses to the bedroom and show her how I make my garden grow."
2006-12-27 12:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by Vizzini 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. Well, I would probably look out the window and point to the sign that says, "No soliticiting please" and then wave bye to you, just like everyone else that comes to my door. If I was outside already and you came up I may ask what you were doing on my doorstep. Then I would tell you that I don't know you. Then I would go inside the house. Now,If I was drunk I may just stay outside on the porch.
2006-12-27 12:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by Beth 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab a vase, an electric razor, and prepare for a night of pampering, and weird butler lovin'
2006-12-27 12:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by primitiverojo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have them form a circle and I'd do you on the doorstep....then thank you for c u m m i n g and close the door!
2006-12-27 18:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by City slicker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make certain that you didn;t want to be a block over, as they have the same number address, just a different street
2006-12-27 12:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell my wife the roses and singers I ordered to show her what a wonderful wife she is had arrived.
2006-12-27 20:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problem...no reaction. Wouldn't answer the door. I don't, unless I expect someone.
2006-12-27 12:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off what sex r u? And do your visits ordinarily nescitate a "warning"?
2006-12-27 12:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋