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My sign would read.... "I am not going to lie to you, I want money for beer"

2006-12-27 04:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 5 0

Homeless for President in '08

2006-12-27 04:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by Doug 2 · 3 0

$1 to look at it, $2 to watch me touch it, $3 to touch it, $4 to let me slap you in the face with it. Oh wait you said homless not hooker. Hmmmmmm how bout " I have no home, no job, I'm just a burden on society and would like for you to give me money so I could go drink myself to death thank you have a GREAT day."

2006-12-27 04:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by kalebs_daddy 2 · 0 1

Well, first I wouldn't have on the rags. I would wear a bikini and a sign that says '$1 per look.'

2006-12-27 04:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 2 1

Gimme money, and I'll eat this cardboard sign.

2006-12-27 04:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 3 0

I would tell people there are dragons falling from the sky and if they gave some change I can stop them.

2006-12-27 04:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by form-one 2 · 0 0

Hi again Fraxinus... my sign would read "I'm no different than any of you"... Happy New Year sweetie

2006-12-27 04:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by joe d 3 · 0 0

I would let my 3 yr old hold the sign that says : Im Hungry. awww!!! i would donate......who wouldnt.

2006-12-27 04:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

With my hair and makeup all done, it would say "I cook as good as I look, help me"

2006-12-27 04:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 1 0

trying to support the family

2006-12-27 04:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by IDNTGIVASHT 6 · 0 1

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