How do you not let all the stuff after masturbating get all over the place?
2006-12-27 01:17:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Do it in the shower...or get a girlfriend..
2006-12-27 01:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I personally have a special spot for that activity, in my room against the wall and I see how far I can shoot my sperm across the room. My best so far is 12ft, 4inches. Just adds a little fun to the whole process.
2006-12-27 13:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do it in a shower, or keep a glass or washcloth handy. If you prefer on your back in bed, get a big towel to lay on if you are into uninhibited release--in other words you want to watch the ejaculation.
2006-12-27 11:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close th magazine and put it neatly back on the shelf, after wiping of any stuff thats oozing out.
2006-12-27 13:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by postmasterfsx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try tissues or a paper towel....an old tube-sock works pretty well....or just spurt all over your stomache, and then get in the shower...or just rub one out whilst standing in the shower...or find someone to perform oral sex on you, then it becomes their problem & not yours :)
2006-12-27 09:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aim it and hope to it all hits your chest... if not shoot into something, like a wad of tissues/paper towels. You could be like the kid in american pie, he was trying to shoot into a tube sock, that would control it for you. Good luck and don't shoot your eye out!
2006-12-27 09:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jyse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Letting it get all over the place is half the fun. If you worry about that, it is then less enjoyable.
2006-12-27 10:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be prepared. Set up where you're going to explode and aim in that direction.
2006-12-27 10:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Cameron L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tissue paper comes in handy at this moment in time........
yea it was a fantastic creation without which all wankas would get caught by thier mums who wash thier dirty undies every week
long live the makers of kleenex etc
2006-12-27 09:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Lara D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do it in the shower over the toilet you can just go down the drain. you cant stop it from coming out.
2006-12-27 11:39:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep some tissue or paper napkin handy to catch the semen when you ejaculate.
2006-12-27 09:23:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋