A health club membership.
(this joke is intended for the sole purpose of entertainment only)
2006-12-27 00:23:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A wife is a woman who you can announce as your partner openly but a mistress, she just someone that you can keep for yourself only.
2006-12-27 00:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by CM C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am still waiting for the entertainment. With such lame humor I feel for your wife and mistress. Perhaps they need my TLC.
2006-12-27 08:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by Billy Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The wife puts up with your crap because she loves and mistress doesn't to get what ahe wants from you.
2006-12-27 08:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by imacutie2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
about 30 lbs
2006-12-27 15:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by logisticswizard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I give up what is the answer? God bless****
2006-12-27 08:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
alimony
2006-12-27 21:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by KaLee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋