What is the strangest sign you have ever seen, and where was it located?

Question

There is a Store 24 not far from where I live. At about 3:00am or so (not sure exactly what time because I've never been there to see them put the sign up), they put a sign on their door saying that they are closed for an hour or so. Now, I thought the whole purpose of Store 24 was that they didn't ever close, open 24 hours a day. Interestingly, a 7 Eleven right next door to it seems to stay open all night.

I've also seen signs on the outside fence of a playground area that say "No Dogs Allowed". Do they expect the dogs to read these signs and follow the instructions? WOOF! WOOF!

Anyway, what are some strange signs you have seen in your area? (or, maybe I just have a wacky sense of the english language....)

Answer 1

I was on a Indian reservation in Wyoming and there was a huge sign that said " No drugs or alcohol the N.A.T.H will not be responsible for lost stolen + divorce" Then in the store it said " safe sex $.25" It was funny

Answer 2

i desire to propose an entire vet examination, with a blood panel. do no longer save giving baths. Cats particularly do no longer want them till they are filthy. If the smell would not pass away with a tub, this is popping out of your cat. examine the ears. Ear infections are very pungent. examine the decrease back end....is it coming from the anal gland? specific ailment reason specific odors: candy = diabetes Urine = kidney problems Foul = liver problems save your cat indoors. allowing your cat to roam loose exterior will in straightforward terms divulge him to injuries, parasites and ailment.

Answer 3

I have a cardboard box that held catfish stink bait from Catfish Charlie's Bait Company in Oskaloosa, Iowa that has this message printed on the bottom of it:

Ouch. You are hurting me. Please turn me over. Thanks.

Answer 4

DO NOT PLACE REFRIGERATORS ON THIS PREMISES

mis-spelled and everything. it was in front of a house that was being torn down. kinda random.