2006-12-26 14:50:29 · 25 answers · asked by Kango Man 5 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
"Yo Bruv, are you black?"
I AM Black and I was asked this by another black man on the bus. The reason is because I don't dress stereotypically 'black', you know...the hip hop gear, baggy jeans and walk with a limp.
I asked him in return, "You ever been to school?". The fool sat down and people on the bus were trying not to laugh.
Darkstar
UK
2006-12-27 05:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Darkman 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
well this one might be the oddest of them:
I was fixing my car on the side of the road and some fat guy asks me:
-"Watcha doin there , your car broke down?"
-"No! I just decided it's a perfect day to ignore the fact that I'm late for a big meeting and start taking my car apart just to see what it's made of!!"
2006-12-27 18:29:00 · answer #2 · answered by Hellblazer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether they are fat, and how to loose weight quick, when they are 5' 6" and weight about 5 pounds..... about 20 times a day on Yahoo Answers.
2006-12-27 14:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cosign with: on the wagon and softball3456. I hate it when people ask me what its like to be a twin, but the question that gets me real good is........are you ready........."Are you guys twins?"--and we are standing next to each other in the middle of a Twinsville Ohio parade/convention.
2006-12-27 16:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by HustleGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you pregnant after being sterilise for 20 odd years.
2006-12-27 01:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by jupiteress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Are you pregnant?"
I was 9 months pregnant, stomach out to here....and yes, I looked pregnant...nothing but belly. Like a beach ball was shoved under my shirt.
I about hit the guy.
2006-12-28 11:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the purpose of ur existence? or why don't u have kids? or what would have happened to u if your mother felt the same way about having kids as u do. answer: i exist too drive u crazy that I'm not like u. never wanted them, duh i would not be here to drive u crazy, get a life of ur own.
2006-12-28 10:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What might sound stupid to me me be impotent to the person asking the question.
2006-12-27 02:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by mcspaner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is actually a statement (when my son died@ 3 months old) I was told: at least you didn't know him that well
I did my best not to puch them in the face
2006-12-27 14:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by gizmo357 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Me: I have a twin brother
Many other people: Are you identical?
(im a girl)
2006-12-27 11:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by FRESH_PEACH_98 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋