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drank soft drinks as i was driving.
She is totally out of it snoring away ..
Should i enjoy a few beers on my own or go to bed and stick a sock in her mouth to quieten her snoring???

2006-12-26 13:56:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

it is 3am here in london

2006-12-26 13:57:27 · update #1

16 answers

Have some beer! Cheers!

2006-12-26 13:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Wicked Good 6 · 1 0

The sock would be a good idea if it wasn't for the fact that she's so drunk, and in case she pukes in her sleep she'd choke to death and you'd wake up next to a dead body, which wouldn't be a whole lot of fun. How about some earplugs instead? Next time, let her drive and you get drunk, but before you do, hide all the socks.

2006-12-26 22:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by letsgetagripalready 2 · 1 0

You could help her out by making neat piles of dishes to wash, clothes to wash and iron, and get out the vacuum clearer and windowlene in case she finishes the other jobs early. Oh and don't neglect the regular car maintenance and gardening jobs for the afternoon. Make sure you leave the Haines manual where she'll notice it and drop a few hints about the tatty state of the herbaceous borders.

2006-12-26 22:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, accidentally killing your wife probably wouldn't be a good end to the evening. If the snoring is too bad, might want to consider the couch so you can get some sleep. :-)

2006-12-26 21:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tina K 2 · 1 0

Drink several beers then go to bed cos then she will be getting up and complaing the whole day of a hangover!!!

2006-12-27 01:01:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

have a beer thats what I've done - but just shut the bedroom door and let her snore away

2006-12-26 22:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by raythecat 2 · 1 0

That will be an excellent idea. But you could also go up a level, by either having anal while she sleeps or could put Krazy glue in that sock.

2006-12-26 22:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

enjoy a few beer.. it will help you to fall asleep and not to hear her snore.

2006-12-27 00:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by labs 3 · 0 0

enjoy a few beers and then go to bed now its your turn to relax and drink...

2006-12-26 22:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by c_aguilar 1 · 0 0

Go with the sock as long as it is a dirty sock.

2006-12-26 21:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by jhartmann21 4 · 0 0

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