2006-12-26 12:18:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it'll be ok
have you had your meds?
2006-12-26 12:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
2006-12-26 20:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We probably don't have bowel movements in heaven.. nor do we urinate. That's just a guess. But I am guessing based on my belief that we would be returned to perfection (purity and innocence without the burden of the original sin) and our bodies would function perfectly and everything we ate would be perfect so there would be no waste to expel.. therefore.. no TOILETS!!! :-)
2006-12-26 20:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude! Are you the same person that asked about the toilet website? Whats your obsession with toilets?
2006-12-26 20:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by pixeydust77 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! Not only will it be clean, you won't have to wipe yourself, the toilet seat will be cushioned and warm, and for the ladies, the seat will already be down for them.
2006-12-26 20:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by APACHE 7 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
we won't need toilets in heaven
2006-12-26 20:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no toilets there. you get to eat as much as you want and not gain weight or worry about that.
2006-12-26 20:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is s h i t in heaven?
should I want to go there?
in the other place we could just burn it safely
2006-12-26 20:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they use sea shells for toilet paper i heard
2006-12-26 20:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we are allowed to e-mail hell from heaven, I will let you know.
2006-12-26 20:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by lollipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you those ppl who have to go crap every 10 seconds
2006-12-26 20:23:32 · answer #11 · answered by Yeah Right 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋