im walking along at the mall or department store, suddenly i find myself in a forest of ladies undergarments?

Question

where am i sapossed to look??? if i close my eyes i will bump into a rack of pantees. advice for this situation would be very much apreciated.




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Answer 1

I would guide you ...

Answer 2

that happens every time i go into a department store. EVERY BLESSED TIME! what i find that best covers my embarrassment is to ask the first lovely lady (or sometimes a shockingly obese one), " say you're about the same size as my wife.... could you model these panties and bra for me?" see that shifts the burden! you're not embarrassed, and when the really cute ones volunteer to help out,well, sonny your day is brightened immensely! works like a charm!

Answer 3

Are you a guy or a girl? And besides, can't you change floors because there are more than one floor in a mall/department store.

Answer 4

Okay if you're a lady. If a man the bouncer Roseanne might give you the heave ho through the door.

Answer 5

relax, take a deep breath, go up to the sales clerk and ask her to model some of the undergarmets for you. It want take security long to get you out of the department.

Answer 6

Leave that store and go some place where you can buy a book on spelling.

Answer 7

turn around and walk out. follow the bread crumbs back to where you were.

Answer 8

Look directly at the panties & don't flinch. They won't attack if you assert your dominance. Whatever you do, don't run!

Answer 9

shop....and if ur a guy, shop for ur wife/ girlfriend...i dont know, scream on the top of ur lungs?

-hetty♥

Answer 10

I thought you were a girl....aren't you around that stuff all the time?

Answer 11

at the floor ?