Are women really like this?

Question

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

Someone posted this earlier. I thought is was hilarious,

Answer 1

Unfortunately most women have these high expectations of men of a husband, and don't really understand the husband love language to accept them exactly the way they are, so they try to change the husband, unfortunately the women changed into selffish self centered, and don't see the jewel that they chosen to marry the first place, and so men does in many ways, but if you look in to the web of a happy marry husband, and see the importance of wives to do of keeping their husband happy, and of course they are happy too.
Most women who are not happy in their marriage, their husband are not happy as well,and the deepest need of a husband is respect, honour, and sex, and the love from thier wives.

Answer 2

Ha, ha, ha, ha. If she goes passed the fifth floor then she is out walking for her health. Most women would be to tired to go pass the second or third floor.

Many a man who is out for the exercise will ascend to the sixth floor. If they don't get passed the second floor they have been smoking to much.

Answer 3

I guess I would add that men are not like that. Most of them over 30 would stay the hell away from the first floor.

Answer 4

If you spent as much time making love to a woman as you do being a smart ***, you would be the worlds greatest lover.

Answer 5

That issue hit the nail right on head. It is funny and sad,but true.

Women cannot be completely pleased,I think they would try to change Jesus if they could!!

Answer 6

Yep some are it's to bad they are like that but they can't help it(smile)

Answer 7

I've read that before--I think it's funny--for both sexes!

Answer 8

That is pretty funny

Answer 9

I have read it before...pretty funny!

Answer 10

LOL good one