About 4 dress sizes. Lol. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
2006-12-26 11:57:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
It's only a joke. Geesh!
2006-12-26 12:02:34 · update #1
U should know...lol
2006-12-26 12:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the wife is the one that has to put up with his *** & all the bull-**** basically the wife is the one with the hard *** job and well the mistress is the one that gets the easy job no cleaning,no headaches no nothing but still she gets all the attention all the loving big difference don't you think.
2006-12-26 12:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny and as a wife I take offense to that. Didn't you commit to this woman for sickness and in health, till death do us part? Good one. I hope you have a Happy Holiday none the less.
2006-12-26 12:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wife is legal, a mistress is the person you cheat on your wife with.
2006-12-26 12:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by asm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Wife is the woman your married to, the mistress is the woman your cheating on your wife with and supporting...DON'T DO IT !
2006-12-26 12:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by Bridget 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dumb joke but for the record your wife is the one that loves you and all your bad stuff and the mistress is the one that doesnt know your bad stuff cause if she did she woud b gone
2006-12-26 17:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by Msdeb gee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wife cleans for you. You clean for your mistress.
2006-12-26 12:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Hear2Help 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke - but you've opened yourself up for a whole world of sh!t.
2006-12-26 12:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's 50% of the marital assets in divorce court.
2006-12-26 14:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Its a simple fact that u don't appreciate ur wife at all.
2006-12-26 12:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by fanofcelebritymathersmarshall 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋