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Blow his leaves onto YOUR property and steal your newspaper?

2006-12-26 11:31:54 · 20 answers · asked by MisterRE 3 in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

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Junior Boy wouldn't know how to work a leafblower to blow leaves onto my property -- idiots have a hard time finding that "on" button, ya know -- but he just might manage to blow some smoke up my butt (now wouldn't that be fun! *grin*). As far as stealing my newspaper, he's more than welcome to move into our blue state; da braddahs here would have a field day messing with him! Go Obama in 2008! hahahaha ....

2006-12-26 11:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by juans_tu_bebanged 1 · 2 4

Neither. First of all, he can't read so why would he ever steal the newspaper? Second, with all his rich oil buds making record-setting profits, there's no way he will be doing his own leaf collection. His good buds will take care of that for him by hiring a posse of illegal aliens to do the work.

2006-12-26 19:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by jhartmann21 4 · 1 3

I live out in the boonies. He's not a country boy. He'd never survive. Well, there goes the neighborhood. Property values around here would plummet.

2006-12-26 19:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by flip4449 5 · 1 2

No. On such minor matters, Bush would care too much about his image to bother people that way.

It's the big issues where he doesn't care if people like him; he stands on principle. Usually. Not so much about the illegal immigrant problem. Oh well.

2006-12-26 19:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

he may blow his leaves onto my property, but you do realize he gets a free newspaper everymorning. and whenever else he requests one.

2006-12-26 19:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by Christ Follower 3 · 1 1

I think he would be looking for a cache of nuclear weaponry as usual to bring the street under the control of his army. I have no oil or weapons, so maybe he would be a cool guy to be a neighbour with...I actually think G.W. is a cool guy that needs a good guy that can understand him..I hereby apply for the job forthwith.

2006-12-26 19:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by colinhughes333 3 · 1 3

I'd love to have him for a neighbor I'm glad I don't live next to some of the Democrats who answered on here!

2006-12-26 20:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Brianne 7 · 1 2

George Bush is not going to move next to me because i live in red neck village and he knows better than to move here

2006-12-26 19:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by roy40371 4 · 0 3

If either one moved next to me I'd be honored to do his lawn,and deliver his paper!
With any luck, I'd be invited to a bbq or two.

2006-12-26 19:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Stuka 4 · 2 1

Actually I think he would be a good neighbor. He would be the type to help rake the leaves in my yard and would bring my paper to my door if I were unable to get it.

2006-12-26 19:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

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