A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-12-26 11:07:44 · 22 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROFL, though not technically a question, it did make my day ^^
Happy holidays :D
2006-12-26 11:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahaha! Have you seen that game on the net with the 'do not click on this' button? Every time you press it, more pop up with stuff like 'seriously, don't click on this' and 'let's see how game you really are'.
2006-12-26 19:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first good laugh I've had since the Horrorilday's began.
2006-12-26 20:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2006-12-26 19:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one when I was like 10 in the 70's..... thats an old one... :)
2006-12-26 19:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, it made me laugh.
Then I thought of the pain and said - yikes!
2006-12-26 19:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no shame in being gay,show some gay pride!
2006-12-26 21:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Major OUCH!!
2006-12-26 19:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by Gabriela Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Good Good!
2006-12-26 19:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololololololol i fell off my chair laffing
2006-12-26 19:14:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋