Are you good at folding paper?

Question

Do you have health insurance?
Do you like bacon?
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash?
Why are aligators so ornery?
What's shakin?
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl?
Do you find Mormons to be creepy?
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Can I borrow $20?
Do you play any musical instruments?
What's your biggest pet peeve?
What was the last movie that you saw?
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
What's your sign?
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Why don't you understand me?
Do you like to dance?
What is the capital of Asryia?
Hi, What's your name?
Sex with furniture, whatdya think?
What's for dinner?
Are you a god?
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban?
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director)
Where's the beef?
What's up, Tigerlilly?
What the hell's going on here?
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Do you smoke salmon?

Answer 1

Are you good at folding paper? good enought to get the job done
Do you have health insurance? yes
Do you like bacon? Kevin Bacon, please
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash? yes, vampire blend is my favorite
Why are aligators so ornery? people make belts out of them
What's shakin? not much
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl? gross
Do you find Mormons to be creepy? a little strange
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? good
Can I borrow $20? sure
Do you play any musical instruments? piano
What's your biggest pet peeve? people with no sense of humor
What was the last movie that you saw? i'm watching Closer now
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? yes, he said he's got your number.
What's your sign? push button for green light--oh, THAT kind, um, Pisces
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this? aww, shucks mister
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 1st sight
Why don't you understand me? who said i didn't?
Do you like to dance? yes
What is the capital of Asryia? i'd have to look it up and you have me quite busy here
Hi, What's your name? Aeryn
Sex with furniture, whatdya think? on it
What's for dinner? In-N-Out Burger
Are you a god? absolutely not. i did meet Thor once, tho.
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban? yuck.
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director) Jimbo gave me homework :(
Where's the beef? In-N-Out Burger, i told ya
What's up, Tigerlilly? Tigerlilly, interesting.
What the hell's going on here? I ask myself that everyday.
Do you smoke cigarettes? no
Do you smoke salmon? i grill it.

Answer 2

Are you good at folding paper? Yes

Do you have health insurance?Yes
Do you like bacon?Yes
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash?Yes
Why are aligators so ornery? Just the way God made them
What's shakin? ME!
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl? Yes
Do you find Mormons to be creepy? No......
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? I'm not a witch. I'm a angel.
Can I borrow $20? Yes
Do you play any musical instruments? Yes
What's your biggest pet peeve? Mean rude people.
What was the last movie that you saw? Santa 3
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Yes and he doesn't dance well.
What's your sign? Leo
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this? Answering questions
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Walk by again PLEASE
Why don't you understand me? I always understand you. You must have the wrong person AGAIN....
Do you like to dance? Yes
What is the capital of Asryia? blah blah blah
Hi, What's your name? Renee
Sex with furniture, whatdya think? Not going to happen.
What's for dinner? Don't know yet.
Are you a god? No
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban? No
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? Breathing
Where's the beef? Look down
What's up, Tigerlilly? A friend
What the hell's going on here? Nottin' much
Do you smoke cigarettes? Yes
Do you smoke salmon? NO!

Answer 3

Are you good at folding paper? Yes
Do you have health insurance? Yes
Do you like bacon? Not often
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash? All the time
Why are aligators so ornery? no clue
What's shakin? Nothing lately
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl? No
Do you find Mormons to be creepy? Nope
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? Good Witch
Can I borrow $20? Sort of sort right now, check back in the New Year, okay?
Do you play any musical instruments? Piano
What's your biggest pet peeve? people forgetting their manners
What was the last movie that you saw? can't remember, it has been that long ago.
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Not lately
What's your sign? Scorpio
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this? Trying to find you
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Walk by again, 'cause I don't want to miss you
Why don't you understand me? 'cause we don't talk enough
Do you like to dance? Only if you will let me lead
What is the capital of Asryia? Don't know
Hi, What's your name? Alicia
Sex with furniture, whatdya think? Not appealing
What's for dinner? Spagetti and meatballs
Are you a god? No, a goddess
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban? No
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director) Trying to get a life.
Where's the beef? Hiding
What's up, Tigerlilly? Butterflies
What the hell's going on here? Haven't a clue
Do you smoke cigarettes? Yes
Do you smoke salmon? No

Answer 4

Are you good at folding paper? Not really.
Do you have health insurance? Not right now.
Do you like bacon? yes, not cripsy
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash? Haven't before.
Why are aligators so ornery? Because of all their teeth
What's shakin? I'm not sure...
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl? No
Do you find Mormons to be creepy? No, I am one thanks.
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? probably a bad witch
Can I borrow $20? Um no
Do you play any musical instruments? piano
What's your biggest pet peeve? hearing others chew their food
What was the last movie that you saw? The Pursuit of Happiness
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? no
What's your sign? Libra
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this? boredum
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? walk by again and keep on going
Why don't you understand me? hmmmmm don't know
Do you like to dance? yes
What is the capital of Asryia? no idea
Hi, What's your name? Dot
Sex with furniture, whatdya think? weird
What's for dinner? Taco soup
Are you a god? not yet, but have the potential
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban? yes
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director) i don't know what tarnation is
Where's the beef? in our deep freeze
What's up, Tigerlilly? i like tigerlillies
What the hell's going on here? don't know
Do you smoke cigarettes? nope
Do you smoke salmon? i've eaten it but never smoked it

Answer 5

Leave it to you, Jim...I was just thinking of this.... :)

Are you good at folding paper? yeah my aunt taught me how to do Origami, she's Japanese
Do you have health insurance? yeah, duh! ;P
Do you like bacon? yes 'cause it's crispy
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash? No actually, but I hear it's a graveyard smash...
Why are aligators so ornery? They're pissy because all the old people keep building houses next to their lakes
What's shakin? my foot, I'm restless...
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl? NO!
Do you find Mormons to be creepy? yeah, some...I knew some in high school...
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? I'm Dorothy, damnit!
Can I borrow $20? I don't HAVE $20, but if I did I'd let ya :)
Do you play any musical instruments? you know I played flute and piccolo, and my daughter just got a little keyboard for Christmas so I'm showing her the basics
What's your biggest pet peeve? Stupid people
What was the last movie that you saw? I fell asleep watching Talladega Nights last night...
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? yeah and I STILL can't remember what song that goes to because it reminds me of a Jewel lyric, which is a different song altogether
What's your sign? Cancer, I'm With Stupid, and Mean People Suck, Nice People Swallow
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this? you know my kinda heaven lies at hell's back door, Jim ;)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? yeah and yeah...dancing would be preferable...
Why don't you understand me? I think I kinda do...
Do you like to dance? yeah :)
What is the capital of Asryia? why the eff should I know?
Hi, What's your name? whatever you want it to be, Jim ;)
Sex with furniture, whatdya think? with or on? sure, sure...
What's for dinner? Hot Pockets? I dunno...Guinnes. Yep.
Are you a god? no, I'm a faerie
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban? only because my hubby makes me listen to it
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director) I was about to go have a smoke, wanna join me?
Where's the beef? either at Wendy's or in your pants I think...
What's up, Tigerlilly? you must be confusing me with someone else...
What the hell's going on here? it's the day after Christmas, who the hell knows...
Do you smoke cigarettes? YES!!!!
Do you smoke salmon? it's been a while, but yeah(great, now I'm hungry for salmon.....)

Answer 6

Do you have health insurance?
no
Do you like bacon?
no
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash?
no
Why are aligators so ornery?
i dont know
What's shakin?
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl?
mmmm many times
Do you find Mormons to be creepy?
yes
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
good watch
Can I borrow $20?
u welcome take all my money
Do you play any musical instruments?
noo i dance hehehe
What's your biggest pet peeve?
dont know
What was the last movie that you saw?
dont know duh
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
yeaaaa many times
What's your sign?
Libra
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this?
answering thier questions
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
yea i agree with u about that from the first sight u may feel that this person is very kind heart and beautiful and u will be comfortable toward
Why don't you understand me?
because u cant explain to me good
Do you like to dance?
yea i am a good dancer
What is the capital of Asryia?
dont know
Hi, What's your name?
micho
Sex with furniture, whatdya think?
noooo
What's for dinner?
big turkey with police uniform hehehe
Are you a god?
i am good not a god
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban?
no i dont
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director)
i dont know
Where's the beef?
dont know
What the hell's going on here?
i dont know some crazy people play
Do you smoke cigarettes?
no i dont
Do you smoke salmon?
lol i dont smoke



OMG only this few questions duh duh duh i want more and more
hehehehehe

Answer 7

Are you good at folding paper?YES
Do you have health insurance?YEAH
Do you like bacon?NO....I LOVE IT...LOL
Dan you do the Mash? The monster mash?AT HALLOWEEN
Why are aligators so ornery?BEKUZ THEY ARE
What's shakin?MY DOGS TAIL....LMAO
Have you ever eaten a KFC bowl?YES....NOT THIS AGAIN
Do you find Mormons to be creepy?WATS THAT
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?EVIL....LOL
Can I borrow $20?NO...IM BROKE
Do you play any musical instruments?NOPE
What's your biggest pet peeve?PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ALL THAT
What was the last movie that you saw?WORLD TRADE CENTER
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?NO NOT YET
What's your sign?PICES(SP)
What's a girl like you doin in a place like this?MY CAR BROKE DOWN AND IM LOOKIN FOR A PAYPHONE KIND SIR.....LOL
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?LOL....YEAH
Why don't you understand me?BUT I DO
Do you like to dance?YESS
What is the capital of Asryia?DUNNO
Hi, What's your name?DELIA...NICE TO MEET YOU
Sex with furniture, whatdya think?KOOLNESS
What's for dinner?YAMS AND ROAST
Are you a god?NOPE
Do you admit to listening to Josh Groban?WHO
What in 'tarnation do you think you're doing? (actual quote from my HS band director)????
Where's the beef?ON THE PLATE
What's up, Tigerlilly?NUTHIN MUCH
What the hell's going on here?NUTHING....ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.....HAA
Do you smoke cigarettes?NOPE
Do you smoke salmon? YES











That was fun!!! lol

Answer 8

Yes
Yes
No
You live in a swamp all the time and you’ll know
Bacon
No
YES
A bad one one week a month
Yes, but I want it back with interest
Yes
Sucky drivers
Mirror Mask
No
Gemini
Hanging out with a boy like you
No
I don’t speak JIMBO
Yes
Calah
I’m not telling
Not a good idea
Shrimp
No
No
Answering Jimbo’s questions
In the freezer
The sky
I swear it wasn’t me
No
Every other day

Answer 9

Yes
yes
yes
no
never owned one to know
not much
no yes
good
maybe
not well, but I should
silly long polls
Borat
I can't remember much about that night
Sagitarrius
Waiting, as usual

because I am partial deaf in one ear
Yes
Don't ask me
Lynn
Hmmmm
Nope
Yes
wasting time and trying to have fun at the same time
in the stew
not much Magoo

not sure but I sure would like to know if you are actually gunna read this

yes
yes- yummy

Answer 10

I guess
Yes
Yeah
??
Why don't you ask a zoologist?
Nothing...
Yes
No
A little bit of both, more good than bad
No!
Yes
My brother saying the exact same thing I say at the exact same time
uhh...Home Alone 2
No
Aries?
Points no duh
You should walk by again
Because I can't read your mind
Yes
Wait...lemme think...if you mean Assyria it is Calah I believe
Lol Jenny or Taylor? haha you can't guess can you?
O.o
uhhh...I dont know...why don't YOU make it
No
Who the heck is he?
typing
at the market
O.o
I should be asking y ou th at
No
No