2006-12-26 11:05:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
this question doesn't belong here
2006-12-26 11:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by raj 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can always say that you have a migraine aura/feel a migraine coming on. Of course, you have to back that up by looking like someone with a wicked and worsening headache, flinching from the light, nauseated and on the verge of a vomiting bout. (A migraine aura is a visual symptom, a strange light or, sometimes, a multicolored floating thing that seems to be in motion before your eyes.) This is drawn from plenty of authentic experience having migraines when I was young. Someone might as well benefit from it.
2006-12-26 11:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by silver.graph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy one. Eat a big dinner night before with lots of protein or raisins. Stick a sepository laxative up ur butt in the morning and within 15 minutes you will take one horrifc spewing sh**.
Then leave it in the toilet and go tell ur mom you are sick. She will smell it (believe me) and if she sees your "man-stew" in the can, she will believe you have a stomach virus.
This is full-proof.
Don't take an oral laxative as they take to long to work.
P.S., The night before, tell ur mom about something cool that is happening at school the next day that you are looking forward to. Then when she sees you are "sick" in the am she will be less likely to think you are faking.
Also, when eating dinner, comment that it tastes kind of funny to you.
2006-12-26 11:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by mitchellvii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take some milk of magnesia or another laxative which causes you to get the runs and make it look like you have a bad case of the flu by saying your head hurts and all your muscles ache and you feel really dizzy.......But try not to make it a habbit....yeah **** happens but get off your butt after and start studying....
2006-12-26 11:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell ur mom, or, however that u dont feel good, then run to the bathroom, lock the door, and make urself puke by sticking ur finger down ur throat, BUT if ur going to do this, dont make it a habit
2006-12-26 11:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you really forget to study or did you just decide you didn't want to? In any case, this is not a math question.
2006-12-26 11:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by Northstar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever see Ferris Bueller's Day Off? He had some great ideas for fooling his folks.
2006-12-26 11:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by HoneyBunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOn't bother trying. You will either recieve a failing grade for the test, or will have to take it later.
2006-12-26 11:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by quagi m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your thermometer on a light balb and put it in your mouth and it will make it seem like you have a fever and say that you dont feel good and stay in your bed.Hope this helps.
2006-12-27 12:33:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say you have a stomach ache or do what i do and get dropped off at school and then go take the bus back home if your parents have work that is
2006-12-26 11:13:37 · answer #10 · answered by jason 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of laxitive
or
warm mustard/epicack (throw up)
or
stomach ache (no visible symptoms, they pretty much have to take your word for it) - worst choice but easiest
2006-12-26 11:08:21 · answer #11 · answered by franklin_phil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋