When I first moved into my new home I discovered there was a nest of gnomes living not too far from my house. At first they didn't bother me, but slowly they began to expand their territory and began to harrass me on my way in and out the door, making strange noises, growling, and even throwing small rocks at me. Last night it was taken a step farther when, as I lay awake in my bed, I watched a gnome crawl in through my window carrying a sharp object. Luckily my dog Molly was there and ate him as soon as he got in. I dont know what to do anymore and fear for my safety. I can see a group of them sneaking around in my back yard right now.... what should I do?
2006-12-26 09:58:12 · 4 answers · asked by Eric G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Gnome poison (gnosion) - and lots of it! Good luck.
2006-12-26 10:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gnomes are friendly creatures! They may be talkative, but they shouldn't be breaking into your place. I think you've got some rabid or mentally unstable gnomes on your hands. Call the gnome cathcers... they should be able to deal with it.
2006-12-26 10:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least you know the problem. I only fear the ungnome.
2006-12-26 10:03:03 · answer #3 · answered by Skeff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll have what he's having, make mine a double.
2006-12-26 10:01:21 · answer #4 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋