2006-12-26 08:59:58 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No. I believe that in the spirit of the season you should acknowledge the fact that you have bat droppings on your noggin. If anyone is repelled by this, or commences convulsive vomiting, tell them that it is a tribal remedy for hangovers and suggest that they smell rather like rancid egg nog.
2006-12-26 09:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've known of mothers who have custody of their kids cut off all contact with the father and vise versa. Some of the messy divorces people go through and custody battles can scar a kid with one parent being taken away forever because of it. In some cases both depending on the circumstances. Thats when I feel adoptee's aren't alone in the world and haven't got a total claim over family trauma or not so great beginnings. I don't know of any adoptee's IRL who have been forced to pretend thier first parents don't exist. (I have heard of it in the sense of them not being told until later in life.) I see that as an old fashioned thing to do and ignorant. Doesn't belong in this day and age, some people are just behind the times. Since my kids see their Nparents a few times a year they're real to all of us!
2016-05-23 08:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is doubtful because I see it leaking out the side of the hat on your avatar...you need some bat guano picker upper! LOL
2006-12-26 09:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nonsense! Don't you remember what Ace Ventura said? That bat guano is a large source of fertilizer! Go sell it!
2006-12-26 09:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Bat guano" is a redundant term. The word "guano" in itself refers exclusively to "bat droppings", "bat feces" or in a simpler term, "bat $h!t".
So, judging by the way you used it in your question, you are implying whether you should worry about the "bat bat feces" on you hat. Oh, and by the way, by saying "in my hat" (instead of on)you are also implying that the pile of "bat bat feces" you are referring to is actually your head.
On second thought, I think that's probably exactly what you meant.
2006-12-26 09:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Twisted&Demented 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the weird thing is that when u said that i took my hat off and lo and behold there sat a huge load of bat guano as well...weird!
2006-12-26 09:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by cchambers123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Pretend that it is a bottle of mentholated schnapps instead. Take a big swig of it from time to time, and exclaim, "Damn, that's tasty." Even the coldest of dowagers will be intrigued.
2006-12-26 19:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't pretend be yourself and then grow some herb from the top of your hat---who knows you could be the next Dr. Seus...
Take care my friend and use that sheat' for growing things.
2006-12-26 09:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and I'll pretend I'm doing something productive.
2006-12-26 09:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by hmbn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pollyanna is so in vogue this season! Yes. Denial is so chic on you, my dear.
2006-12-26 09:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋