i would tell them that The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin no more..
2006-12-26 08:59:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
NO SMOKIN, NO DRINKIN, BUT A HELL OF A ROCK & ROLL BAND!!!
2006-12-26 09:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I would tell them I went to heaven. But your comment about the virgin Mary is uncalled for.
2006-12-26 17:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by mcdermond3 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Matthew 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified and by thy words thou shalt be CONDEMNED.
Hebrews 9:27 For it is appointed unto man once to die and after this is the JUDGMENT.
Acts 2:38 Repent and be baptized every one of you...
Acts 22:16 and now why tarriest thou, arise and be baptized and wash away thy sins calling on the name of the Lord.
Romans 6:1,2,3,4
2006-12-26 17:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well now laddie, I guess ye won't be agoin' to Heaven then.
It's true, there is a distinct absence of certain professionals there.
2006-12-26 17:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't tell anyone because then everybody else would want to go too!
2006-12-26 17:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by EZ-Breezy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join the back of the que. The first shall be last and the last first :)
2006-12-26 17:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by Police Artist 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd tell them the grass is always greener on the other side
2006-12-26 17:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by helplessromatic2000 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That God is really a Woman, Jesus doesn't look like his pictures, and people really do go to Hell if they don't have faith! So>Be Good!
2006-12-26 17:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't tell them anything *oink* It will annoy the heck outta them!
2006-12-26 17:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They wouldnt let me in I would start to burn ahhhhh its burns. This also happen when i go near a church
2006-12-26 17:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol.......and I would tell them that I gave Eve a well-deserved slap for stealing that damned apple!
2006-12-26 17:02:46 · answer #11 · answered by salstick 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋