EG -
- Heather & Paul renew their wedding vows.
- X factor winner 2006 still going strong.
- Bush accepts Nobel Peace Prize.
- Sadam to turn on the Christmas lights in London.
- "The Hobbit" starts filming in Newzeland.
- Corination Street last episode to be shown in October.
etc etc etc etc
2006-12-26 08:25:40 · 34 answers · asked by David 5 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
In the year 2007.....
-George W Bush is DickCheney's puppet....Literally
-Donald Trump's hair files for divorce
-Britney and K-Fed reconcile, then divorce again, only to reconcile again.
-Tony Blair admits that US "had him by the balls", when he agreed to help invade Iraq.
-OJ Simpson, after 10 long years, finds "the Real Killer".
-Paris Hilton renames the Hilton hotel in Paris, France after
herself. She decides to call it "The Paris Hilton".
-Crack Cocaine is found to be usefull in restoring damaged teeth
-Pam Anderson, fresh from her divorce from Kid Rock, marries Borat, only to find out that he is not actually a kazakhstani reporter.
-Harry Potter dies, and gets born again.
-Lindsay Lohan eats a cheeseburger.
-Lance Bass decides that being gay is "overrated" and clones himself thousands of times, creating the world's gayest army.
-Barack Obama is arrested under suspicion of being a terrorist, then hung for having "hussein" as his middle name. After his death, evidence comes to light that it was just a coincidence that he shared similar names to Saddam and Osama.
-After escaping Iraq, Saddam Hussein sneaks into Massachusetts, where he legally weds long time "partner" Osama bin Laden.
-Free to express who he really is, Osama Bin Laden calls off the Jihad against the US, to focus on his two true loves: Interior Decorating and tickling Saddam's feet.
-Using the Gay marriage of Osama and Saddam as a scapegoat, President Bush (cheney's puppet), announces his plan to rename the war on terror. It will change from "the War on Terror" to "Let's get those Homos!!!"
and finally....
-Marijuana is legalised in the US for one month, but the law is soon repealed when General Mills Cereal company admits that it can not possibly manufacture enough Lucky Charms cereal to meet the public's skyrocketing demand.
2006-12-26 09:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Bush wins the Nobel peace prize
A politician gave a straight answer.
Viewers protest - Not enough Ant and Dec on TV.
John Prescot wins the London marathon.
U.S. elects Micky Mouse for President.
Jonathan Ross was speechless.
2006-12-30 06:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ken Livingstone discovers the meaning of democracy
Congestion Charge scrapped - Free parking in London
Taxes Reduced to lowest in 40 years
Robert Mugabe dies of polonium 210 poisoning
Saddam Hussein seen having tea with Diana, Dodi and Elvis on the moon
Global warming is a natural phenomenon agree scientists
Gas, electricity and fuel prices reduced to lowest in 40 years
Average households can afford to get on the housing ladder
Area 51 secrets revealed - tourists allowed to watch alien spacecraft landings
McDonalds Chain sued for using cardboard instead of meat in their burgers
2006-12-30 02:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Purple-Fusion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Illuminati is a recognition given to a number of communities, the two genuine (historic) and fictitious. traditionally the call refers back to the Bavarian Illuminati, in line with could a million, 1776 that existed till 1785 whilst it became banned. in greater present day contexts the call refers to a purported conspiratorial business enterprise that's pronounced to mastermind events and administration international affairs oftentimes represented as a admired version or continuation of the Bavarian Illuminati. in actuality the Illuminati now no longer exist.
2016-10-28 10:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by doti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ant & Dec to star in next Martin Scorcese movie.
Vin Diesel to star in remake of 'Singin' in the Rain'.
EastEnders Christmas episodes 'carry message of good cheer and optimism' for the coming year.
Condoleeza Rice admits to 'trysts' with George W. Bush.
Vladimir Putin admits to being secret sugar daddy of both members of t.A.T.u.
Tommy Sheridan becomes a Trappist monk and takes a vow of silence.
Lembit Opik dumps Gabriela Cheeky Girl and moves in with Monica instead.
2006-12-26 09:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by Huh? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Poetry tops Best Seller List for 10 consecutive weeks
Yes, my slim volume of verse is a surprise, runaway hit, and I become the first poetry millionnaire !
2006-12-29 22:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
- the iraq war ending
- bush and blair being assassinated
- england winning the rugby world cup
-all soap operas coming to a complete end for good
-david beckham returning to man utd
- world peace
- no poverty and famine in africa
-tom cruise calling time on his career
- camelot deciding not to run the national lottery
- ken livingstone being given a knighthood by the queen
-paris hilton winning a golden globe or an oscar
-friends, frasier and will and grace back on our screens
- the spice girls reforming
-the tv licence being abolished
- justin timberlake breaks up with cameron diaz and goes back to britney spears
2006-12-26 08:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
fair pay for NHS workers
Wigan Athletic In Europe
hubbie arrives home on time
teenagers are bovered
all people will have a dentist!!!!
free heating bills for over 80's
liberals in No10
new daytime show deal or deal we will not take no as a answer..
2006-12-30 06:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton Gives Up Fashion, Sex, Moves To Tibet!
2006-12-26 08:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Drizzt 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
* Jesus Christ Returns
* Saddam Hussein is 100% innocent
* Chicago Cubs win the World Series...(ha,ha)
* Rosie ODonnel loses an amazing 10 lbs
* Hilary Clinton admits shes gay on national tv
* Man lands on the Moon....(didnt happen in 69)
* Pledge of the USA is restored with the God
* World Peace at last
2006-12-26 08:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by fxbeto 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋