what should i do?

Question

ok this is serios. i have been tested and i'm consiterd a guiness, but all i want out of life is love and i now realize i'll never have that. i'm just a burden on my family and so i want to find a clean way out. i was going to just slit my wrist, but that would be too much to clean up same as a gun to the head. so whats a clean way to do it?

Answer 1

a Guinness??never knew a person could be a beer
oooh dying i have a couple of preferable deaths

jumping off a building someplace high hurdling down to your death then BAM you hit the concrete or asphalt depends on where you jumped from a mangled bloody corpse etched forever in all the witnesses minds giving them something to think about giving there crappy day some purpose

jumping in front of a train its quick

but you are looking for a clean way to do it well then pop some pills

or grab a hairdryer and hop into the bathtub

hang yourself

drown yourself

put a plastic bag over your head

those are my answers mister guiness
burden on your family??guess so if to pass your time you get on the internet and act like a drama queen and whine about no one loving you so maybe you should kill yourself if you are such a burden but you wont
you haven't the guts
i have been around people who have tried to kill themselves
they didn't get on the net first announce to everyone "i want kill myself no one loves me"
they just slunk away when no one was looking then proceeded with there plans

Answer 2

Guiness? You mean genius? Apparently not a spelling genius.

A clean way out? Thats wacked. Get professional psychiatric help.

I was a genius, eligible for mensa membership, and otherwise considered bright, and I have a rich loving relationship with my sweetie, so I consider your premise that intelligence requires unmet love needs to be a false premise.

If you were smart, you could have figured that out. Feynmann had a great love with his wife, he was a genious.

So you arent a genius at spelling, or understanding genius. Talk to a shrink, they do understand people, and apparently at least as well as you understand people, or spelling. They might understand something you dont that makes you re-evaluate your entire economy.

Many "way out" attempts dont work, and leave you incapacitated for life. You dont want to attempt something stupid for the wrong reason, then be stuck for the next 80 years with the botched results of your bad decision with nothing but incapacity and regret.

A single conversation could give you insights that cause you to redirect your life, while a single bad choice now could guarantee that whatever deep rich filling relationships might otherwise have been available to you are eternally inaccessible. I like to make choices now that give me more future possibilities, not less. You might consider the same.

Answer 3

I am not sure what it is you think you have but trust me as I am in the medical profession. There are many different ways to treat any type of disease or problem and you should not think that whatever it is that you need to end your life over it. Please see a doctor and find out what your options are and trust me there are probably many. Don't act in haste as there are so many people that you will hurt by doing harm to yourself. Be strong, you can do it.

Answer 4

thats not true I LOVE YOU
loves ya with all my feathers

If I could be with you, I'd love you strong
If I could be with you, I'd love you long
I want you to know I wouldn't go
Until I told you, honey, why I love you so
If I could be with you an hour tonight
If I were free to do the things I might
I'm telling you true
I'd be anything but blue
If I could be with you

even though you are dramatic and do not know how to use spell check loves ya even if i do not think you would kill yourself

I LOVE YOU [love ya long time XD]wink wink ;] ;]

Answer 5

for a genius you are sounding really fing stupid, what you should do is slow down breathe, relise that people care about you and continue with your life. if you want love then im sure youll find love. serioussly man think about it some more, love is not impossible to find trust me.

Answer 6

Talk to a shrink dear.