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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

2006-12-26 07:59:57 · 17 answers · asked by WORD UP G 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

17 answers

That was funny...thanks for sharing.

My view on marriage: It is a law of God to be eternally married. I am sealed to my husband for time and all eternity and it is possibly one of the greatest blessings we can receive from our Heavenly Father. It saddens me that marriages are so easily entered into then dissolved.

2006-12-26 08:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That is cute.
This is why you have to choose wisely,nobody is perfect and if you have a genuine connection with someone and you feel it strong,then even if that person needs some work or guidance or something than you will be all to happy to help.Me and my Hunny have been together since we were kids(14yrs old him,15me)and on top of that we had a baby at 15yrs old.He did not grow-up til this past year! We are now 23.The point to all this is you have to find the person with whom you connect with and if it is meant to be and you feel it you will know ,and no matter what you wil always try,Its hard and it will always test you limits,people and life change so you have to adjust to things as they come.COMMUNICATION is the key!!I dont not believe in divorce so Im in it for the long haul!!!!

2006-12-26 16:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by youngprincez23 3 · 0 0

Well if that store ever puts another men's floor let me know that reads, Older men , Owns Contracting Companies, Millionaires and they'll NEVER tell you , "Times Are getting Hard, You Need To Learn To Tighten That Belt Up A Notch or Two, Because a Dollar Saved Is a Dollar Made."

2006-12-26 16:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Nicki 6 · 0 1

Men are simple and women like to cover all their basses.Marriage is what you make it.You can start on the bottom floor and reach every level together in both stores.

2006-12-26 16:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by fabulosity 2 · 0 0

Considering current laws, I can't think of a single reason for people of equal income, etc. to get married. Considering the divorce industry, and how ruinious a seperation is, I would say---Stay single. Have a life. A title means nothing.

2006-12-26 16:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sad-Dad 3 · 0 0

More about the difference between men and women than about marriage.

WARNING, don't get married if you don't agree 100% on s e x.

2006-12-26 17:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by JRSK007 3 · 0 0

Me I don't like to hear the word am scared of it.My farther gotten married 10 times.My mother gotten married 2 times.Had boyfriends in between.So No I don't like it one bit.

2006-12-26 16:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is the best short story I have ever read! I am so glad that I strolled across it.Thanks for sharing

2006-12-29 22:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am impossible to please .it's true women want it all .I used to love my husband just as he was but one day I saw the toothpaste on the sink and the pee on the toilet seat and I just began to despise him and nag him and not give up the goodies anymore and then one day he got sick and almost died and I realized how petty I was and now our relationship is wonderful and I please him as much as he likes .too bad he almost had to die!

2006-12-26 16:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Marriage is wonderful - with the right person.

2006-12-26 16:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0 0

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