Do they really know our weaknesses? By now, the enemy should have figured out that the people who run America will never continue a war if doing so will put their own sons at risk. Under the jihadists' interpretation of Islam, infidels are no better than insects, so there is no shame in killing teenagers.
Besides, why wouldn't the American rich want to avoid all this personalized terror by converting us to Islam? Considering the soft, luxorious, tax-free, alimony-free lifestyle that the Arab sheiks have, unbothered by any disrespect from their subjects, our leaders will inevitably be tempted to follow this path. In times past, Holy Warriors conquered many areas without firing a shot. All they had to do was point out to the native rulers how Islam made the common people totally obedient to whoever was in power.
Our leaders, sheltered in their gated communities, are threatened by our democracy, which they call "mob rule." Islam would do away with all that.
2006-12-26
07:27:56
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Osama is not a strategic genius, though he is much smarter than the dumbed-down elitists who took over America in 2001, which is why he attacked us on 9/11. For one thing, he should be more ecumenical; he should issue a fatwa declaring that the Shiites are just as Islamic as the Sunnis.
To guard against smarter terrorists, Republican hillbillies should guard the prep schools, motivated by the fantasy that they might become trophy husbands for rich girls, or that, like Anna Nicole Smith, their sisters might be attractive to the Preppies they save. All rednecks are proud to die taking a rich kid's place, as they did in Vietnam.
To save us from our rulers' converting us to Islam, we'll all have to become right-wing Christians. We must believe that the rich are special to Je$u$ and deserve any privilege they want. Asking for more than minimum wage violates the Commandment against stealing, because God has given businessmen, the Creators of our jobs, the right to all we produce.
2006-12-27
05:15:02 ·
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