Im looking for the best origanal quotes or whity sayings for a project. who's got the best?
2006-12-26 05:58:53 · 17 answers · asked by kevman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
dont waste water..............dilute it
2006-12-26 06:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
2016-05-23 08:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
2. The only food I can't stomach is tripe!
3.Once knew a girl with one leg shorter than the other...I think her name was Eileen.
4.If at first you don't succeed, than skydiving is not for you.
5.If the chinese were dyslexic. would they read forward?
6.When fishing, try hooking the minnows through the nose, then they don't smell so much!
7.Love is blind. It's getting married that opens your eyes!
2006-12-26 06:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by raisenet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't !
If teflon is non stick, how do they get it on the pan?
2006-12-26 06:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by brianredvfr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the early bird catches the worm but it`s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
2006-12-26 06:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
-Hunter S. Thompson
2006-12-26 06:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by dopeadevil23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had a face like a painter's radio.
2006-12-26 06:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was little, we had a sandbox. It was a quick-sandbox. I was an only child... eventually.
-Steven Wright
2006-12-26 06:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by dimkaluv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words."
---Calvin and Hobbes
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2006-12-26 06:08:24 · answer #9 · answered by Alila 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is a Sexually Transmitted Disease!
2006-12-26 06:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by seekayess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Happiness makes-up in height. . . for what it lacks in length"
"You can teach a man to fish. . . but there's no i in team"
"Birds of a feather. . . flock together"
2006-12-26 08:03:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋