when all of the family showed up for dinner my uncle wasnt there. so i said "wheres your daddy?" to my cousin and she said "oh he didnt feel good." then my other little cousin says in front of everyone "NO, he just didnt wanna come cuz nannys here" lol they are so cute but have to watch what you say in front of them!
2006-12-26 05:10:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When my 4 year olds done going potty, he hollers out the door "WIPE My BUTT WOMAN" yeah his daddy taught him that
2006-12-26 05:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pregnant and had severe nausea the first few months. My son came in the bathroom to spend some time with me (since I didn't leave it at all) and he asked me why I kept throwing up. I told him that there was a baby in my belly and it made me sick. His eyes got real big and he said, "Momma, did you eat a baby?"
2006-12-26 16:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Kallie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man..my child has said some pretty funny things. There was one night she was jumping up and down going "damnit damnit damnit" and another time she was in the car playing her toy guitar singing "mamma..mommmaaa" and I said "Oh you're writing a song about me?" and she goes "Nope, I'm singing about the flowers" and turned and looked out the window. I'm so glad she's got sarcasm!
2006-12-26 13:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I was in an ex-girlfriends bedroom putting my small son to bed in the other room and my son muttered something. I didn't hear but my girlfriend laughed hysterically. I put my son to bed in the other room and went back to my girlfriend as we were going to bed. In only my boxers I asked what was so funny. She said my son had uttered You have a big thingie. I guess Grassy was kinda excited and I didn't know it was showing.
2006-12-26 13:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have two my friend's daughter was acting really hyper driving around all crazy on her big wheel my friend said gee child give me a brake, so she backed up her big wheel drove real fast slammed on the brakes and said ert theres your brake mom
another one is funny but bad behavior i went to a friend's house and their little boy came up to me and said ooh belt buckle shiny. then he looked me up and down and said i like your belt buckle, your t i t s and your a s s s.
one more at work I'm a nurse a little boy came in he had a waffle he was eating. he took his coat off put the waffle in the middle of his coat and zipped it up. i asked why are you doing that. he said i am trying to keep my waffle warm.
2006-12-26 13:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was crossing a very high bridge with my 3 year old son one day, when we reached the middle of the bridge he said to me "look mom were in heaven".
2006-12-26 13:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Gabriele 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, My son has done so many things like that...
once, when we were out visiting with our neighbors, one of them was an Indian but he looked oriental (very nice, quiet guy) & my son, 7 years old at the time, said "He looks like the Chinese guy on Mad TV!"
**so embarassing**
Also, when he was around 3-4 years old, he called his nipples his baby buttons---so cute & funny :-)
2006-12-26 13:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't drive. So one day one of my kids just went up to my husband and said to him, "Daddy, Mommy knows how to drive".
and my husband said, "Oh she does uh", and my son said, "Yeah she drives you crazy".
I thought that was cute for a 4 yr, old to say.
2006-12-26 13:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kookie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My 4 year old half sister once called me Aunty. We didn't meet for two years at the time.
2006-12-26 13:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I told my son that his momma ran with the dinosaurs and he said in this really matter of fact voice yeah because you're really old.
2006-12-26 13:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋