I cant find an excuse....?

Question

not to attend a family party tonight. Was thinking of making some imitation vomit and pouring it in sink to tell partner I ve been sick.
What ingridients do you think would be suitable.

I ve not got a blender!

I ve not got a blender!

Answer 1

Packet of crisps mushed up in your mouth and spat in the sink.

Answer 2

Coleslaw definately and perhaps something brown and gloopy, though it all depends what you had for lunch as your partner might realise if your sick looks totally different from it. Eat six McDonalds burgers in quick succession, that'll make you spew for real ;) If I were you I'd feign a really serious phone call from a friend or relative, in which they are suicidal or their mother's just died, and then be the gallant hero and cancel your plans so you can speed to their aid. If you don't have anyone just make someone up, a long lost cousin you are really close to or an ex's brother or something. I suspect that once you've rescued them from the edge of the cliff or dried their tears they may need a stiffener in the pub.....? Would be very unjust to abandon them because of some family party, when you can see family any time?? (Or just tell your partner you're not going and start looking for a new one, 'tis the New Year - a good time for a change!)

Answer 3

Vegetable soup, particularly with sweetcorn or peas. How about simply saying somethings come up and you can't go. If you have to lie couldn't you say a friend is having some relationship problems and you want to support him/her? It's always better to decline an invitation straight away than try to find excuses later not to attend. People may not like it but they accept it quicker if it's done straight away.

Answer 4

Or you could go, and make the best out of the situation if you are expected to attend. I'm assuming these family parties don't happen that often? Lifes for fun, so go out and play! Better then lieing and risking going into a deeper hole. But if you honestly don't want to go, I would flat out tell them you really arn't feeling up to it and might have to make it to the next one! No harm done! Now its all on them, respecting your decision. :-)

Answer 5

Ummm....gross. Just say you cant go. What is so wrong with that? I never go to family get togethers and I dont really care what other people think about my not wanting to go. That is your trouble...you need to make up a reason that you dont want to go instead of just saying it. I would rather you just tell me the truth than to find out you lied to me (if I were a member of your family).

Answer 6

Oh for Heav's sake. Just be honest and say ya really dont want to go. I NEVER go where I dont want to go. Such is life, family or friends or whatever, you either want to or you dont. Tell the family you will see them at the next function.

Answer 7

want it 2 convince her?
don't forget a add the diced carrot and the tomato skins.
rolled oats, tin of veggie soup and blend with a fork.

Answer 8

veggie soup!!! or veg and chicken!!!
Often whats used on tv progs....and you could have some already in your mouth and actually spew it!!

OR

you could just tell them your not going!


I take it you dont have a blender !!!
I take it you dont have a blender!!!!
LoL

Answer 9

make some crashing noises then lie at the bottom of the stairs and say you fell down. Then say you feel dizzy and you think you should go lie down.

Answer 10

mix- avacadoes, tomatoes, and lettuce then mash it with a fork and potatoe masher. Then boil, and then put in freezer for it to get clumpy. After that put into a glad bad- into microwave for it to be warmish and then into the sink! voila ! btw- since im the only one answering- i should get best answer