I sacrificed 2 virgins, painted my bedroom with lambs blood, and lit the black candles. He still didn't come! However, some other guy in red with a goatee and what looked like horns on his head dropped by. He was kind of a jerk, but I still gave him some cookies and wished him a merry Christmas. He left grumbling and mumbling under his breath.
2006-12-26 04:06:00 · 9 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I left the door open and went to bed naked and still didn't see anything!
2006-12-26 04:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
That was Krampus. You were evidently on the naughty list, and he'd come to throw you into a sack and beat you, but when you gave him cookies and wished him a merry Christmas you got on the good list at the last minute, so he couldn't beat you.
Gotta love European tradition.
2006-12-26 04:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried something similar, but I sacrificed my younger sister who is far from a virgin. I got my uncle Billy to come by. He was drunk like usual. I gave him the rest of my bottle of Night Train.
2006-12-26 04:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, consider it your just desserts! That's what you get for not leaving anything for the reindeer. They won't fly to your house if you don't leave them carrots and cranberries. That always works for us. Oh, and you just need to sacrifice one virgin on Christmas. It's two for Easter, silly.
2006-12-26 04:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by Angry Daisy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO...LOL...HaHa...I see my costume worked. Good cookies by the way. Next year don't use so much lambs blood.
2006-12-26 04:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by mjobrien10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm i left cookies and milk, and apples for the reindeer, umm yeah, i like your offerings tho...lol
2006-12-26 04:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no I did not
2006-12-26 04:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was nice of you
2006-12-26 04:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never do ~
2006-12-26 04:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋