2006-12-26 04:04:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Why can't we all just be cookies?
2006-12-26 04:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Schmorgen 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes. Clearly the Chips a hoy people are out to destroy Oreo so they go around sucking all the filling out.
2006-12-26 12:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes, oh what a terrible thing to happen. You can't open it and take the filling out yourself. That is worse than a conspiracy that is just evil.
2006-12-26 12:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Only if the package looks tampered with and all your kids have a wild sugar high and white residue on their lips.
Sort of like Katherine Harris in 2000.
2006-12-26 12:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by vertical732 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Absolutely, Bush is actually the Keebler elf, and has deployed the rest of the elves to invade Nabisco.
2006-12-26 12:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by ball_courtney 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Maybe. Or it could be the filling machine operator got stoned and lunch and missed a few.
What would you call that cookie, an "Oo"?
2006-12-26 12:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus will come back and rescue your oreo
2006-12-26 12:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only if it's been filled with radioactive poison. In such a case, blame Putin.
2006-12-26 12:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
NO.
when they made that bag of oreo's I'm sure they did not sit around discussing you.
2006-12-26 12:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by iroc 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I think it would mean the squirt machine quit working or hiccupped or something. Machines can't conspire.
2006-12-26 12:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by bob h 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nope.
2006-12-26 12:23:47 · answer #11 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋