can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases?
1. Be still my heart!!
2. Every person at the party was on their cell phone.
3. As he walked over to me, I fell backwards....right into the punch bowl!!
4. Nip it! NIP IT IN THE BUD!!
5. And yet, this is only the second worse day of my life.
6. A little louder please...I don't think the people who left the party 2 HOURS AGO heard you!!
2006-12-26 02:24:57 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
'Right lads' Jimmy Byrne addressed the group of twelve so-called security officers 'for Gods sake be professional. If you sense that something wrong is about to happy, be sharp, nip it, nip it in the bud. If we put on a good show, we might end up with a nice regular little earner out of this crowd'. I thought to myself, 'Robbo - what on earth are you doing here - you gave all this up ten years ago when you left the 'job' '.
I suddenly realised that I must be getting close to senile dementia for the simple reason that I was lately having too many such conversations with myself. I did, I answered myself 'For the simple reason old son, that you could not resist the call'
I was suddenly dragged back into the real world, for as we entered the hall, every person at the party was on their cell phone. 'They must have just heard who is attending as guest of honour' Jimmy said 'I'll try and find out myself and let you all know, now take up your posts and good luck'. I made my way over to the main entrance door where I tried to look as inconspicious as possible. I never liked wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and tonight was no exception.
'Ah sh*it' I exclaimed as what appeared to be a disaster of some sort rang out across the hall. I saw Jimmy signal to me to make my way across and there it was. A little round, red faced man of about 50, sat on the floor and both he and it were covered with a reddish liquid liberally sprinkled with slices of orange, lemon and other unknown substances. If I was called to give evidence I would have to remember these seemingly trivial points.
'And what have we got here' I asked the little man. 'It was him' he said pointing at what I can only describe as his identical twin, and a right win double they were too. He continued 'He has been arguing since Boxing Day and threatening to punch me. A few minutes ago, I saw him come at me, as he walked over to me, I fell backwards....right into the punch bowl'. 'What do you reckon Jimmy' I asked my boss 'tell them to sling their hooks'. Jimmy pulled me aside 'For God's sake Paddy, leave it alone, they are two of the so-called Angels - the ones who put up the money for the film'.
Several waiters, handlers, minders, hangers on and the like came from all directions and within about two minutes, the mess was cleaned up and you would not have noticed that anything untoward had taken place. As our friend, the little man was being led through a side door I heard him shout back at his identical reflection '....and yet, this is only the second worst day of my life - the first was when you were born at the same time as me'. The other half of the duo called back 'A little louder please...I don't think the people who left the party 2 hours ago heard you'..
Suddenly, a whisper ran through the hall, the main guest was just about to arrive. The main door opened and there she stood. Without doubt the most beautiful woman in the world in my opinion and as beautiful as ever. Raquel Welsh - my God, she must be sixty if she is a day, yet there was not another woman who could hold a candle to her, not only in the room, but as far as I am concerned, in the country. Ah, to hell with it, lets go for the whole hog.........in the entire world.
As I made my way back to my security position, I was unable to take my eyes off her, and do you know something, for a brief moment our eyes met and as true as God, I almost had a heart attack. 'Be still my heart, beat on, beat on. Seannie is never ever going to believe you this time' I said to myself. I was trembling then and to be honest, I am trembling at this minute, just thinking of the moment I saw eye to eye with my Goddess....
2006-12-26 03:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every person at the party was on their cell phone ( kinda unusual,eh ? ) . All except the Adonis in the jacuzzi. "Be still my heart!!", I silently pleaded to the thing that pumps blood around your body. As he stepped out of the jacuzzi, water dripping from his glistening, muscular arrangement, I felt my passion rising. "Nip it! NIP IT IN THE BUD ( I won't swear here ) !!", I admonished myself, as I tried the calm the volcanic emotion swelling in my breast.
As he walked over to me, I fell backwards....right into the punch bowl!!
Smiling, he said : " I see you beat me to the punch."
"A little louder please...I don't think the people who left the party 2 HOURS AGO heard you!!, I blurted, dripping wet and humiliated.
"And yet, this is only the second worse day of my life", I thought to myself as I remembered the day I got married.
2006-12-26 02:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omgggg i must tell you something my friends
i went to a new year's ever partyyyy!!!!!
there i met Clive Owen who was already quite drunk when i arrived!!
he kept saying to Angelina and brad Pitt... Nip it! Nip it in the bud!
there was some creepy guys from the movies and as he walked over to me, i fell backwards... right into the punch bowl~~
the party became dull every person at the party was on their phone.
then Clive Owen came over to me and said.. hello sexy i missed you... and said wanna have sex again!! real loud
so i said a little louder please i don't think they heard you in England.. you English bas...
and yet, this was only the second worse day of my life...
2006-12-26 02:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by fersitf 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"It's fifteen minutes after ten, Danni, and no one's here yet. Granted, the party started at 9:30 and most Hollywood people like to be fashionably late, but forty minutes? That's almost beyond reason. If the New Year arrives and not one movie star does, I could just -" Danni had to stop Klara's rant. "KLARA!" Danni grabbed her by her shoulders, being careful not to tear the pretty but entirely impractical lace collar on her Armani dress. "Sit down! Shut up! Be calm! You know darn well that fashionably late means an hour, at least!" Klara sighed and slowly sat at one of the many tables set up. "Do you think," she continued, totally ignoring Danni's previous command, "that it could be any worse?" Danni rolled her eyes, and Klara sighed again. "And yet, this is only the second worse day of my life." Danni sat down next to Klara. "I told you to shut up. You're reading much too much into this. You have to stop these dark moods of yours before they start. You have to nip it! Nip it in the bud! Calm down, Klara. Last time wasn't so bad." "Not so bad?!" Klara gasped sarcastically. "Every person at the party was on their cell phone telling every person that wasn't there what happened! There I was, my first Hollywood party since becoming a real actress..." Danni shook her head, but didn't say anything. One major role in a Heath Ledger movie and there you go. "Klara! It wasn't because you accidentally dropped a bracelet into the punch bowl, and you know it. Come on! Orlando showed up! ORLANDO!" Klara finally smiled. "Orlando... be still, my heart!" Suddenly she frowned again. "But it was because he was there that I ruined the punch! I'm sure you remember. Everyone else probably does. As he walked over to me, I fell backwards... right into the punch bowl!" "You did not FALL into the punch bowl. Your bracelet fell off your wrist and ended up underneath the floating rose petals. And I fished it out using the ladle and poured it into my own cup. I doubt anyone noticed. I promise, Klara. You're still Hollywood's favorite starlet." "Why isn't anyone HERE then?" As if her very argument had spurred on the arrivals, partygoers started knocking at the door. Swiftly the room filled with gorgeous gowns and dapper suits. Klara rushed about, greeting everyone and being a wonderful hostess. Danni, happy that Klara hadn't gotten into one of her moods again, sparked up a quiet conversation with an up-and-coming young actor. They rang in the New Year with champagne, and everyone had an absolutely fantastic time. When the party finally ended and the last partygoer had departed - sometime around four in the morning - Klara collapsed into a chair, delirious with delight that the evening had gone well. Danni sat down next to Klara and the two of them finished off the last bottle of champagne. "Well, Klara," Danni sighed. "I told you everything would be just fine. What a fantastic party!" Klara smirked. "A little louder please... I don't think the people who left the party 2 hours ago heard you!" Danni just shook her head.
2006-12-26 02:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 09:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋