To the tune of "Way Down Upon the Swanee River"
Way down upon Dick Cheney's liver
Somewhere near his guts
Lies a heart as cold as Breyer's ice cream
With chocolate fudge and almond nuts
Way down upon Dick Cheney's scrotum
That's a funny thought
Can you imagine if he gave a speech naked
And never ever even got caught?
2006-12-26 01:10:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I read it more of a poem than a song. I guess it needs music with it. Pretty funn though!
2006-12-26 01:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's about as funny as the following:
Way down upon Hillary's liver
Somewhere near her guts
Lies a heart as cold as ice cream
With chocolate fudge and almond nuts
Way down upon Hillary's crotch
That's a horrible thought
Can you imagine if she gave a speech naked
And never ever even got caught?
2006-12-26 02:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by ironduke8159 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sight of him fully clothed already makes me wanna phewt
2006-12-26 01:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by AlfRed E nEuMaN 4 preSIDent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋