1 Thou shalt behead apostates, pagans and violators of blasphemy laws, it is halal for you.
2.Thou shalt extort money from Christians and Jews, the future hell dwellers, and if they refuse, kill them. But do not hurt their women and children, it is haram for you. However thou shalt enslave them, rape them or sell them for profit, it is halal for you.
3. Thou art guaranteed paradise and 72 big bosomed houris (and/or charming young boys), along with other fringes, if you cough up big bucks and take a trip to Mecca. Poverty stricken chaps and losers among you who cannot afford the trip, can earn the same privileges and more by participating in Jihad and killing the infidels. The jihadis will get the additional bonus of sharing the booty and beautiful women from the captured infidel lands.
4. Thou shalt marry a maximum of four wives at a time, except for my messenger whom I have exempted from this limit since his needs are equal to the needs of 30 horny men. However Thou art allowed to change your wives at will for variety and maintenance of your harem quality by divorcing them and acquiring younger specimens. Old bags lose their charm and excitement and must be replenished with a fresh supply. Try to acquire younger and better looking ones preferably virgins, leave the older ones and ugliest for the losers and old fogies.
5. Thou art allowed to have unlimited number of slaves and captive women and have sex with them, it is halal for you. Gay guys among you will have to wait for their fun, we will provide them with charming young boys in paradise. Alcohol lovers, hold your horses until you make it to the paradise, there will be rivers flowing with wine, up there.
6. For those amongst you who have pedophilic tendencies, we have made underage children halal for marriage and your carnal pleasure. However let them keep and play with their dolls while you are at it so that their attention is diverted from their pain and shock. Thou art also allowed to marry your daughter in law in case you keep getting excited by her voluptuous body every time you happen to see her in skimpy clothes.
7 Thou can demand sex from your women any time and anywhere, even on a camel's back. Thou shalt keep a lash or a green stick handy in case they refuse and need a good beating. However while doing it on a camels back with your wife, make sure that the hijab is maintained by keeping all yours and her body parts covered with the burka during the action. In case of doing it with your slave girl on a camel’s back hijab requirement is exempted, you are allowed to enjoy the sunshine and the fresh air along with her curves.
8. Thou shalt not listen to music, watch t.v. or go to the movies, these activities are haram for you. However thou shalt take your family to watch beheadings of apostates and kafirs, cutting of hands and feet of petty thieves, and stoning of adulterers, their viewing is halal for you.
9.Thou shalt not indulge in haram professions like selling non halal meat, food items with lard in it, or confectionary even with 1% liquor in it or working in interest charging banks and mortgage companies etc. Thou shalt only indulge in clean and halal means of earning livelihood like slave trading, looting infidel caravans and communities, killing Jews and acquiring their goods and properties, extortion of jizya and kharaj from captured lands, and booty earning bloody Jihads.
10. Ramadan Rules. Thou art not allowed the pleasure of eating or drinking during the fast (except for wives who have to taste food lest their husbands beat them up for cooking foul tasting food) but thou art allowed to kiss your wives, slaves (only female) and the women your right hand posses, to wait out the rough afternoon hungry period. Thou art not allowed to eat pigs but thou art allowed to pig out after breaking the fast. Thou art not allowed to have conjugal relationship during the fast but art allowed to break a fast with sex instead of food. Husbands are allowed to prohibit wives from fasting to keep the ladies fresh and beautiful for a romantic evening after a hard day of fasting.
2006-12-25 23:24:09 · 11 answers · asked by Propet Muhammed 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Despite people slamming you for posting this question, you are correct. On the surface, Muslims are violent.
The religiously uneducated follow these commandments in a literal manner.
Thanks.
2006-12-26 01:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Pedro 2 · 2⤊ 8⤋
Theirs are called the five pillars of islam and they are as follows: The profession of faith (there are no others gods above me) Daily prayers Almsgiving Fasting The plimgramage to Mecca (the holy land for Muslims) If you read up in more depth on the five pillars you will see they are not much different from the Christians 10 commandments.
2016-03-29 06:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but I have to respond to meathead. If you did your research then you would realize that Muslims cannot let Israel survive and still believe in Muhammad's prophecies. Period. There will be no peace ever while Israel stands. Then there is the little parts about non believers which includes me. READ the Koran and talk to me about that crap of peaceful coexistance.
2006-12-25 23:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by mark g 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Muslims have the same ten commandments as Jews and Christians. Like Christians, however, they have addenda to those ten commandments as revealed by Jesus and yet more as revealed by hte Qu'ran
2006-12-25 23:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Shadebug 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Salam Alikum,
Islam, Christians, Sabi, Jews are beliving in same 10-Commandments ....
Look in Quran 6.151, 6.152, 6.153 .... compare Text with Bible or Tourat...
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Fi Aman Allah
2006-12-26 13:03:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
This only shows your ignorance to Islam. The vast majority of these people do not hate. By showing your bias only makes the battle against the extremists harder. We want Christians ,Jew, Muslims , to live in a world together peacefully. By indulging in hate towards one of these only gets hate in return. The extremists in Islam love it when we show hatred towards them. It only adds to the extremist followers.
2006-12-25 23:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by meathead 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
burn in hell
this is not true about islam
u suck
i can think of a nasty answer for u but i'm not gonna stink to ur low level
2006-12-26 18:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
It is written.
2006-12-25 23:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are sick.
the ten commandments are not meant to be interpreted that way, sicko.
2006-12-25 23:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
someone did his homework last night...good boy!
2006-12-25 23:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋